# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8062 "2025-09-13T16:34:58Z")

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As I was saying, I’m a woman and can’t be taken for granted. Life’s a bitch, now so am I.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8063 "2025-09-13T19:33:11Z")

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You know what your big problem is? You run your heart like a hotel. You got guys checkin’ in and out all the time.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8064 "2025-09-14T14:50:41Z")

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Your hotel bores me. The headwaiter looks like an undertaker and every time I step into this apartment it looks more like a funeral parlor.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8065 "2025-09-15T23:02:49Z")

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What a dump.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8066 "2025-09-16T04:02:28Z")

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Believe me, I take absolutely no pleasure being inside your… You call this a house?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8067 "2025-09-16T18:19:57Z")

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My home life is unsatisfying.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8068 "2025-09-16T23:42:50Z")

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_[catching her husband in the pool with a girl_] Having fun, kiddies? Don’t mind me. Go right ahead! I’ll watch.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8069 "2025-09-17T00:29:02Z")

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I like to watch.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8070 "2025-09-17T03:17:38Z")

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I see dead people.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8071 "2025-09-17T12:03:34Z")

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I’m so sorry that I’m late, but we had a seance at the house last night and it ran on until all hours.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8072 "2025-09-21T19:37:40Z")

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Oh, fine. A ghost to ghost broadcast.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8073 "2025-09-21T22:32:14Z")

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Quiet, numbskulls! I’m broadcasting!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8074 "2025-09-22T13:28:16Z")

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Come quietly or there will be trouble.

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**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8075 "2025-09-23T15:54:13Z")

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Oh we got trouble/ Right here in River City / With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8076 "2025-09-23T17:56:16Z")

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Straight pool, you gotta be a real surgeon to get 'em, you know? It’s all finesse. Now, every thing is nine-ball, 'cause it’s fast, good for T.V., good for a lot of break shots…

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8077 "2025-09-23T19:54:32Z")

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Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8078 "2025-09-23T22:06:37Z")

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[_to a picture of his mother_] How you loved to feed me! Look at your chubby baby now, ma, I’m a fat, fat man, a damn fatso. I

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8079 "2025-09-24T11:23:58Z")

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They say when he was a baby, he popped the dragon’s head clean off its shoulders.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2025, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8080 "2025-09-25T21:10:17Z")

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My problem is I got a 50-year-old lust in a 3-year-old dinky.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8081 "2025-09-26T02:52:56Z")

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I gave up comparing genitals back in the schoolyard.

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