# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8122 "2025-10-14T01:14:32Z")

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What do they call a quarter-pounder with cheese?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8123 "2025-10-14T02:07:23Z")

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Swordfish!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8124 "2025-10-14T03:37:03Z")

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Gamin’ fish, eh? Marlin? Stingray? Bit through this piano wire? Don’t you tell me my business again!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8125 "2025-10-14T13:41:55Z")

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You see what I do, Chief, is I trick them to the surface. And then I jab at them.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8126 "2025-10-14T16:43:42Z")

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Keep hittin’ 'em in the ribs ya see? Don’t let that bastard breathe!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8127 "2025-10-14T20:30:09Z")

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I want you to jab, right in the tits, until they turn blue and fall off.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8128 "2025-10-15T00:48:44Z")

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No Dad, she’s just another fighter. We’re just sleeping together.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8129 "2025-10-15T19:41:57Z")

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Dad, I’m allowed to do things. I’m not 83 anymore.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8130 "2025-10-15T21:13:10Z")

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Says the guy in the 350-year-old rawhide trenchcoat.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8131 "2025-10-15T23:54:57Z")

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Would you think I was terribly rude if I were to ask you the name of your tailor? That’s wild. Absolutely gorgeous.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8132 "2025-10-16T01:32:20Z")

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“Who’s your tailor?”

“I took the liberty, sir.”

“‘R’? What does that stand for?”

“Robin.”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8133 "2025-10-16T13:31:03Z")

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I know that you’ve given, even beyond your means, but know we must give again. It isn’t charity I ask, it’s an offering to the cause of liberty.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8134 "2025-10-16T15:30:38Z")

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They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8135 "2025-10-16T18:28:59Z")

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You’re overcooking my grits, coach.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8136 "2025-10-17T16:30:34Z")

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Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8137 "2025-10-17T19:15:56Z")

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I believe in Harvey Dent.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8138 "2025-10-17T21:15:49Z")

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Didn’t even make a dent, did I?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8139 "2025-10-18T21:20:51Z")

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Bullet immunity. You have bullet immunity!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8140 "2025-10-18T23:05:50Z")

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Well, if you did shoot me and the bullet bounced off, it might accidentally hit someone else. We don’t want that to happen, do we

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8141 "2025-10-20T15:56:53Z")

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How the hell do I make this look like an accident?

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