# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 409
**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8162 "2025-10-26T02:31:54Z")
You can’t fool me. There ain’t no Sanity Clause.. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8163 "2025-10-26T18:01:36Z")
The word “impossible” is only found in a dictionary of fools. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8164 "2025-10-26T18:27:58Z")
Inconceivable! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8165 "2025-10-26T23:31:51Z")
- I want you to go to a sanitarium - and dry out. - A sanitarium? - I’m sorry, it’s the only solution. ```auto ``` ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8166 "2025-10-26T23:53:14Z")
I will have my interview with the Sanity Commission, and they will set me free. And then… I will kill you! Ha-ha! Kill you! Ha-ha! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8167 "2025-10-27T15:06:29Z")
You’re a talk show host. I spent yesterday watching you interview the Bee Gees. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8168 "2025-10-27T19:05:36Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, please stay tuned for a live television first… as we attempt to commune with the devil. But not before a word from our sponsors. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8169 "2025-10-27T20:45:47Z")
Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs… all next week on Town Talk. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2025, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8170 "2025-10-28T22:53:14Z")
Amazing! And you - you hardly need an introduction; you’re the Missing Link! You personally carried 250 co-eds off of Cocoa Beach, and still had the strength to fight off the National Guard. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8171 "2025-10-29T17:33:09Z")
And, Hulk… Smash! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8172 "2025-10-29T18:35:01Z")
Actually, Werner, we’re all tickled to here you say that. Quite frankly, watchin’ Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin’ to the movies. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8173 "2025-10-29T18:45:35Z")
Life isn’t like in the movies. Life… is much harder. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8174 "2025-10-29T21:16:45Z")
Attention must finally be paid to such a man. He’s not to be allowed to fall into his grave like an old dog. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2025, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8175 "2025-10-30T14:02:40Z")
The beautiful things don’t ask for attention. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2025, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8176 "2025-11-02T03:59:29Z")
See? Now you respect me. Because I’m a threat. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2025, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8177 "2025-11-02T14:20:15Z")
If they lie to me, they don’t respect me. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2025, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8178 "2025-11-02T20:33:56Z")
Is that what you really think, or what they would want you to think? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2025, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8179 "2025-11-02T22:14:27Z")
I do not think it means what you think it means. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2025, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8180 "2025-11-03T15:08:29Z")
You think we’re fighting, and I think we’re finally talking. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8181 "2025-11-03T15:33:26Z")
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