# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2025, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8182 "2025-11-03T19:11:58Z")

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Well, if I had a horse pistol like that, I wouldn’t be scared of no booger man.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8183 "2025-11-04T20:03:54Z")

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The Boogie Man will get you.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8184 "2025-11-07T14:58:30Z")

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It could look like someone you know or it could be a stranger in a crowd. Whatever helps it get close to you.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8185 "2025-11-08T01:59:30Z")

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“Judgment Day.”

“Judgment Day.”

“Every culture has its own myth about the end of the world.”

“_Myth?!_ Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we’ve been so busy as of late is because the dead _have_ been rising from the grave?”

“…How about some music?”

“Yeah.”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8186 "2025-11-08T15:53:47Z")

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Don’t hate your enemies; it steals your judgment.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8187 "2025-11-08T16:06:16Z")

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God hates me.

Hate him back; it works for me.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8188 "2025-11-08T16:30:43Z")

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That’s true. He hates you the most.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8189 "2025-11-09T14:44:27Z")

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Now maybe you haven’t noticed, but we aren’t exactly winning any popularity contests here. They hate me, they hate you, they hate us.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8190 "2025-11-10T01:18:35Z")

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I was built to protect, not to love. So there’s no use for me other than this.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8191 "2025-11-10T04:40:33Z")

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- You are a bastard.

- You would know, Mom.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8192 "2025-11-10T11:47:32Z")

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And I’ll tell you why I can’t put up with you people: because you’re bastard people. That’s what you are, you’re just bastard people and I’m going home and I’m gonna… I’m gonna bite my pillow is what I’m gonna do!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8193 "2025-11-10T15:03:56Z")

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I want you to go home, take a pillow upon your roof, cut it open with a knife, and return here to me.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8194 "2025-11-10T19:20:37Z")

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- Why don’t you boys go dig a hole and I’ll get another beer?
- Someone didn’t love you enough when you were little, did they?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8195 "2025-11-11T00:18:42Z")

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- Nick, when you recollect your childhood, are your recollections pleasing to you?
- Number 1, I don’t remember how often I used to jerk off, but it was a lot. Number 2, I wasn’t pissed off at my dad, even when I was old enough to know what he and mom were doing in the bedroom. Number 3, I don’t look in the toilet before I flush it. Number 4, I haven’t wet my bed for a long time. Number 5, why don’t the two of you go fuck yourselves; I’m outta here.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8196 "2025-11-11T19:36:31Z")

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Life is something you dominate, Nick! If you’re any good.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2025, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8197 "2025-11-14T16:37:22Z")

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Nicky told me you were coming.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2025, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8198 "2025-11-14T23:50:49Z")

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“I’m pleased to meet you. My name’s Nick.”  
“Nick? What does that mean?”  
“Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2025, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8199 "2025-11-15T15:13:30Z")

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As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won’t need much, just a tiny taste.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2025, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8200 "2025-11-15T21:09:32Z")

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You just ate the most acid I’ve ever seen any eat in my life.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2025, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8201 "2025-11-15T23:10:53Z")

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A guy works all day, he don’t want to look at his plate and ask, “What the fuck is this?” He wants to look at his plate, see a steak, and say "I like steak

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