# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 411
**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2025, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8202 "2025-11-16T02:18:32Z")
What… are you nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. Gotta go to a place I can get a shot and a beer, steak, maybe, not more fuckin’ pancakes, c’mon… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2025, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8203 "2025-11-16T02:27:42Z")
I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, and no lettuce. And a cup of coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2025, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8204 "2025-11-16T03:00:22Z")
Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2025, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8205 "2025-11-16T04:43:29Z")
I’ll have the Durwood Kirby burger, bloody, and a five-dollar shake. OFF (Vincent was shocked at the price of that shake. Fuck, the shakes at _McDonald’s_ are practically five dollars now.) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2025, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8206 "2025-11-16T17:04:32Z")
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2025, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8207 "2025-11-16T17:12:55Z")
- We stop serving breakfast at 11:30. - Rick, have you ever heard of the expression, ‘The customer is always right’? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2025, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8208 "2025-11-16T20:42:04Z")
What about second breakfast? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2025, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8209 "2025-11-16T21:55:06Z")
Waffles! We shall all have waffies forthwith. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8210 "2025-11-17T02:03:17Z")
Wanna get pancakes? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8211 "2025-11-17T14:31:49Z")
I don’t think I’ve ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8212 "2025-11-17T16:42:20Z")
This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning— I’m making waffles! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8213 "2025-11-17T18:36:37Z")
And after the spankings, the oral sex! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8214 "2025-11-19T21:03:43Z")
Is this an institution of learning or a teenage brothel? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2025, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8215 "2025-11-19T22:13:01Z")
Learning, studying, working like a dog. And what does it get me? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2025, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8216 "2025-11-20T18:53:25Z")
Do you know how easy this is for me? Do you have any fucking idea how easy this is? This is a fucking joke! And I’m sorry you can’t do this, I really am because I wouldn’t have to fucking sit here and watch you fumble around and fuck it up. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2025, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8217 "2025-11-20T23:41:00Z")
My first grade teacher, Miss Nimvel, told Dede that I never paid attention. That I was probably retarded, and that I had a very limited future as a citizen of the United States. Then a week later, she said I should probably skip second grade, maybe even skip elementary school altogether. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8218 "2025-11-21T15:46:18Z")
Your mama sure does care about your schoolin’, son. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2025, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8219 "2025-11-22T15:04:18Z")
Did you explain school to him? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2025, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8220 "2025-11-22T20:05:48Z")
**Thornton Melon** : Boy, what a great-looking place. When I used to dream about going to college, this is the way I always pictured it. **Jason Melon** : Wait a minute. When did _you_ dream about going to college? **Thornton Melon** : When I used to fall asleep in high school. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2025, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8221 "2025-11-23T05:45:19Z")
Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f\*\*king Peace Corps. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=410) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=412)