# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 413
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8242 "2025-11-30T16:25:29Z")
Are you the Key Master? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8243 "2025-11-30T20:03:57Z")
_[In Superman’s voice_] Lois, there’s something I have to tell you. I’m really… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8244 "2025-12-01T02:26:18Z")
I’m Batman. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8245 "2025-12-01T12:01:37Z")
Take my boot off, will you, Wicks? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8246 "2025-12-01T17:03:42Z")
Perhaps you would like me to come in there and wash your dick for you, you little shit. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8247 "2025-12-01T18:38:49Z")
Heyyyyyyyy! Heyyyyyyyy! My balls itch! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8248 "2025-12-01T18:58:15Z")
Now the whole world’s gonna know you died scratching my balls. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8249 "2025-12-02T00:29:55Z")
"All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players…" ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8250 "2025-12-03T01:35:33Z")
Miss Casswell is an actress, a graduate of the Copacabana school of the dramatic arts. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8251 "2025-12-03T21:16:46Z")
I passed! I got a D plus! I’m gonna graduate! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2025, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8252 "2025-12-04T04:46:07Z")
Here we are again at the one yard line. DeSean, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. There you go. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2025, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8253 "2025-12-04T22:01:50Z")
Pain heals, chicks dig scars, but glory lasts forever. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2025, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8254 "2025-12-04T23:44:48Z")
[_after Kilmer left the locker room after choking Moxon_] Before this game started, Kilmer said “48 minutes for the next 48 years of your life”. I say “fuck that”. All right? Fuck that. Let’s go out there, and we play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes, and we leave it all out on the field. We have the rest of our lives to be mediocre, but we have the opportunity to play like gods for the next half of football. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8255 "2025-12-05T17:55:53Z")
Yes. I’m the Half Blood Prince. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8256 "2025-12-05T20:29:58Z")
Screw you, honey. You can die with your secret, piss-elegant fairy! If there’s anything I can’t stand, it’s a queen without a sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8257 "2025-12-06T02:42:20Z")
We are not amused. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8258 "2025-12-06T04:00:20Z")
…funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8259 "2025-12-06T15:27:48Z")
How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8260 "2025-12-06T16:16:34Z")
The level of incompetence displayed on the case, that’s a magic trick in and of itself. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8261 "2025-12-06T17:23:14Z")
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