# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 417
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8322 "2026-01-03T14:27:35Z")
P-p-p-please d-d-don’t tell my m-m-m-mother. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8323 "2026-01-03T18:18:29Z")
Oh, please! I’ve never heard anything so ridiculous! Nobody could blackmail me. My life is an open book. I’ve never done anything wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8324 "2026-01-03T19:16:12Z")
One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8325 "2026-01-03T21:47:21Z")
One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic… one soiled. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2026, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8326 "2026-01-04T14:21:23Z")
Can you read the time by my brand-new silver watch? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8327 "2026-01-05T12:39:46Z")
“Good morning, sir! Yet _another_ one-time delivery from -” “Get out of my face, canner.” “Have a nice day!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8328 "2026-01-05T14:34:10Z")
Your sunny, funny face! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8329 "2026-01-05T17:10:45Z")
Well, maybe you’ve found someone you like better. _[Tom grimaces and shoves a piece of grapefruit in her face as he leaves the table._] ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8330 "2026-01-05T23:06:24Z")
You’ll never do better than me! Do you hear? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8331 "2026-01-05T23:23:10Z")
Why can’t a fellow ever once prefer a usual girl like me? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8332 "2026-01-06T23:30:40Z")
Some pig. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8333 "2026-01-07T00:06:15Z")
I’m just a pig on a mission. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8334 "2026-01-07T00:14:29Z")
Squeal like a pig! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8335 "2026-01-07T10:53:56Z")
He ate the pig! Thus proving that he’s a… Ziggie piggy! Ziggie piggy! Ziggie piggy! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8336 "2026-01-07T14:37:34Z")
You didn’t know. You never tested them. I proved it! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8337 "2026-01-07T17:10:58Z")
You’ve done it, Pollock. You’ve cracked it wide open. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8338 "2026-01-08T14:40:09Z")
What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8339 "2026-01-08T20:15:10Z")
Sir, it is the private’s duty to inform the Senior Drill Instructor that Private Pyle has a full magazine and has locked and loaded, sir! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8340 "2026-01-09T14:21:37Z")
Sir! My first general order is: to take charge of my post, and of all government property in view thereof! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8341 "2026-01-09T17:01:21Z")
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