# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8382 "2026-01-27T16:56:17Z")

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Let me tell you, none of our gals is going to go off to bear country with you - to cook and wash and slave for seven slummocky backwoodsmen.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8383 "2026-01-27T17:36:42Z")

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“Don’t worry. Bears can’t climb trees.”

“Of course they can!”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8384 "2026-01-30T19:01:18Z")

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Don’t tell me that tree is gonna lay down and die that easily. Look at that tree… Right up outta that cement!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2026, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8385 "2026-01-31T06:23:24Z")

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Why, that’s it! Sure, look! It’s a big double-ya, I tell ya. It’s a big double-ya!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2026, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8386 "2026-01-31T22:05:52Z")

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That’s it! That’s the big one!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2026, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8387 "2026-02-04T22:05:30Z")

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Giants aren’t real.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8388 "2026-02-05T18:05:04Z")

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I do believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do believe in spooks.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2026, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8389 "2026-02-05T23:03:15Z")

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Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8390 "2026-02-06T15:08:24Z")

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They call me Mister Tibbs!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8391 "2026-02-06T18:33:25Z")

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You are the most American American I have ever met.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8392 "2026-02-06T18:51:05Z")

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Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don’t get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony’s not really a high priority. We haven’t had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8393 "2026-02-06T22:51:37Z")

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Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8394 "2026-02-07T02:05:33Z")

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What the— a surprise party? I’ll kill ya! Who’s idea was this?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8395 "2026-02-07T14:30:05Z")

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All right. The party’s over. Get in the spaceship.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8396 "2026-02-07T15:56:21Z")

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Where we’re going, we won’t _need_ roads.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8397 "2026-02-07T18:59:28Z")

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Follow the yellow brick road!

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8398 "2026-02-08T13:26:38Z")

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What are you talking about? There’s no road past Toontown.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8399 "2026-02-08T13:30:37Z")

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Just go along the north road.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8400 "2026-02-08T17:03:20Z")

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Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8401 "2026-02-08T22:33:57Z")

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That was a - UFO beamin’ back at ya. Me and Eric Heisman was down in Mexico two weeks ago, we seen 40 of ‘em flyin’ in formation.

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