# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8422 "2026-02-13T22:28:21Z")

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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8423 "2026-02-13T22:51:41Z")

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I am no man.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8424 "2026-02-14T01:47:48Z")

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Well, nobody’s perfect.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8425 "2026-02-14T07:32:14Z")

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I’ve been making a man  
With blond hair and a tan  
And he’s good for relieving my  
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Tension!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8426 "2026-02-14T14:39:36Z")

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Why don’t you get some sun and come back next week, huh?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8427 "2026-02-14T16:07:43Z")

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Eat something, I’m begging you! You look like a swizzle stick.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8428 "2026-02-14T17:22:01Z")

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Augustus! Save some for later!

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8429 "2026-02-14T19:07:23Z")

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I want it all. I want it, want it, want it!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8430 "2026-02-15T00:36:22Z")

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You get nothing! You lose! Good day, Sir!

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8431 "2026-02-15T05:40:19Z")

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You took the box? Let’s see what’s in the box!  
Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Stupid! You’re so stupid!

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8432 "2026-02-15T12:39:18Z")

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It’ll take more than cutting off your earlobes, Blofeld, to turn you into a Count.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8433 "2026-02-15T13:19:15Z")

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Bleh,bleh.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8434 "2026-02-15T16:37:18Z")

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Do you really want the truth, Mary?.. Each and every night I go out… hunting vampires.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8435 "2026-02-15T17:10:37Z")

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Time your eyes were opened to grim reality.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8436 "2026-02-15T19:04:50Z")

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Wake up. Time to die.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8437 "2026-02-16T14:22:31Z")

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You’ve slept the whole night through.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8438 "2026-02-16T15:00:59Z")

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I’d love a good nap. That’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8439 "2026-02-16T15:49:49Z")

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I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8440 "2026-02-16T16:07:37Z")

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I have to apologize for my previous post - That was a _Seinfeld_ quote, not a movie quote.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8441 "2026-02-16T18:16:07Z")

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Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

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