# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 426
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2026, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8502 "2026-03-04T23:24:16Z")
I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks… ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2026, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8503 "2026-03-05T00:18:41Z")
You’re right. No human being would stack books like this. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2026, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8504 "2026-03-05T02:23:14Z")
Uh… 'scuse me? You guys? Yeah… there’s a whole section on tax law down here that we can burn. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2026, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8505 "2026-03-05T14:30:19Z")
“Are you overtaxing the people?” “Uh, no, I’m not.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2026, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8506 "2026-03-05T14:59:13Z")
If this is the best they’ve got around here, in six months we’ll be running this planet. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2026, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8507 "2026-03-05T15:53:53Z")
Waring Hudsucker is abstract art on Madison Avenue. What we need now is a new president who will inspire panic in the stockholder. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8508 "2026-03-06T12:40:46Z")
A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock, or he sells you on a reason he can’t. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8509 "2026-03-06T15:58:38Z")
I did it! I closed ‘em! I closed the cocksucker. Get the chalk, put me on the board, John. Put me on the Cadillac board! Pick up the fuckin’ chalk! Rick. Eight units. Mountain View. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8510 "2026-03-07T03:12:51Z")
… wait a minute… are we trading again? ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8511 "2026-03-07T13:40:23Z")
If Bob says it’s alright and Alice says it’s alright and I say it’s alright… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8512 "2026-03-07T15:50:21Z")
Bob’s yer uncle Mr. Scrooge! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8513 "2026-03-07T16:23:20Z")
Merry Christmas, uncle. I said, “Merry Christmas, uncle.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8514 "2026-03-07T16:24:04Z")
I’m gonna give you a little advice, Claire… Scrape 'em off. You wanna save somebody? Save yourself! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8515 "2026-03-07T17:10:45Z")
The Bailey family’s been a boil on my neck long enough. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8516 "2026-03-07T18:08:28Z")
Why didn’t you send her to surgery? You know when you cut it off like that you may have released cancer cells right into her bloodstream? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8517 "2026-03-08T04:08:27Z")
I know what stomach cancer looks like. I’ve seen it. And you don’t eat three cheeseburgers a day with french fries if you got it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8518 "2026-03-08T17:25:48Z")
I’ll have the steak, smothered in onions. A rack of ribs… French fries with lots of vinegar… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8519 "2026-03-08T18:19:41Z")
nm wrong thread ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8520 "2026-03-09T00:34:04Z")
_one of the nuns has just given Homer his breakfast; one fried egg and a half cup of milk_] That’s a Catholic breakfast, ain’t it? _Homer, still hungry, starts to leave to go to a diner. The nun asks him where he is going_] I’m gonna go feed my Baptist stomach. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8521 "2026-03-09T13:43:22Z")
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