# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2026, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8542 "2026-03-14T23:15:10Z")

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You know, you got a big mouth. You make a close, this whole place stinks with your farts for a week - how much you just ingested. Oh, what a big man you are! “Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I’ll show you how to chew it.” Whoof! Your pal closes, and all that comes out of your mouth is bile.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2026, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8543 "2026-03-15T13:08:33Z")

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You sure got a purty mouth, boy!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2026, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8544 "2026-03-15T18:08:31Z")

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Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye! That man is a sex maniac; I don’t think Hot Lips satisfied him. Don’t let him kiss you, Hawkeye!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2026, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8545 "2026-03-15T20:05:33Z")

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Cinch up, Legolas.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2026, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8546 "2026-03-16T20:22:43Z")

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Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8547 "2026-03-17T13:10:57Z")

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The seatbelt on the van was busted.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8548 "2026-03-17T18:20:39Z")

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I’m not even going to mention the garage [_Shows an accidental fire in the family garage._]

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8549 "2026-03-17T18:56:03Z")

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There is a jungle cat in the bathroom!

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8550 "2026-03-17T21:13:12Z")

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Hey, listen to me. If you’re calm, that wondrous big cat will be calm too.  
But if you’re scared… that beautiful death machine will do what God made it to do… namely, eat you with a smile on its face.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2026, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8551 "2026-03-18T15:04:32Z")

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It’s a long trip. I’ll need a snack.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2026, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8552 "2026-03-18T16:23:56Z")

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Reese’s… Pieces…

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2026, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8553 "2026-03-18T18:11:54Z")

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Crackers, Grommit! We forgot the crackers!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2026, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8554 "2026-03-18T19:01:10Z")

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I’m not here to make a record, ya dumb cracker!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2026, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8555 "2026-03-19T13:40:47Z")

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Animal crackers in my soup!  
Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2026, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8556 "2026-03-19T15:17:34Z")

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Git yo’ Harry Potter-looking ass outta here!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2026, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8557 "2026-03-19T15:55:38Z")

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Your scar is legend. As, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2026, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8558 "2026-03-19T16:28:24Z")

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Nice little thug. He give 'em a writ of hocus pocus.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8559 "2026-03-20T05:48:26Z")

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Nice doggy. Cute little pooch. Maybe I got a Milk-Bone?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8560 "2026-03-20T10:36:15Z")

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Uh-oh. Bob-o’s been eating Yappy’s Dog Treats.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8561 "2026-03-20T17:54:58Z")

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There’s no hope for him now.

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