# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8662 "2026-04-13T15:02:03Z")

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I’ll cancel Montreal for Paris anytime.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8663 "2026-04-13T21:55:31Z")

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I don’t understand it. How can you blow every penny you’ve saved for years on one lousy trip to Europe?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2026, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8664 "2026-04-14T03:18:29Z")

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Seven years of college down the drain.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2026, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8665 "2026-04-14T12:55:19Z")

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Rejection. That’s what makes a college great. The exclusivity of any university is judged primarily by the amount of students it rejects.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2026, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8666 "2026-04-14T23:31:12Z")

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_Princeton can use a guy like Joel._

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2026, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8667 "2026-04-15T16:03:31Z")

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I went to Stanford, you blowhole.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2026, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8668 "2026-04-15T16:45:46Z")

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“Still worthy of being a Baird man”. What the hell is that? What is your motto here? “Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide. Anything short of that, we’re gonna burn you at the stake”? Well, gentlemen, when the shit hits the fan, some guys run and some guys stay. Here’s Charlie facing the fire and there’s George hiding in Big Daddy’s pocket. And what are you doing? You’re gonna reward George and destroy Charlie.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2026, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8669 "2026-04-15T20:03:58Z")

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You, you sonofabitch, you! You’re supposed to \*stand\* for somethin’! You’re supposed to protect people! But instead you fuck and murder them!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8670 "2026-04-16T04:33:32Z")

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I don’t plan to stop drinking. But… I don’t wanna forget. I can’t turn away anymore. So, if I’m gonna die, well, it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8671 "2026-04-18T16:53:50Z")

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She remains alone, away from these accursed, hell-sent swarms of blood-gutted marsh flies.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8672 "2026-04-18T17:23:31Z")

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What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8673 "2026-04-18T19:14:55Z")

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So the fine woman you’ve chosen to run around with turns out to be broke and a murderer as well!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8674 "2026-04-19T00:25:23Z")

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You’re 42 years old. She’s still running your life.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8675 "2026-04-19T13:23:13Z")

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Well, a boy’s best friend is his mother.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8676 "2026-04-19T13:43:17Z")

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Throw Momma From The Train

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8677 "2026-04-20T10:10:05Z")

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Top of the world, Ma! Top of the worlds!

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8678 "2026-04-20T19:00:25Z")

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Draw me like one of your French girls!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8679 "2026-04-20T20:37:18Z")

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When I say three, draw. One, two…

_BANG!_

…three ….(_collapses_)

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8680 "2026-04-20T22:42:38Z")

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_[after Kersey shoots and kills The Giggler_] Oh, my Lord! It’s the creep that stole my pocketbook three weeks ago! Yeah! Hey, praise! Right on!

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2026, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8681 "2026-04-26T04:19:52Z")

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Son, you got a panty on your head!

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