# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 435
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2026, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8682 "2026-04-26T21:02:44Z")
Why do you keep calling me Calvin? Well, that is your name, isn’t it? Calvin Klein? It’s written all over your underwear. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2026, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8683 "2026-04-27T01:27:28Z")
Remember that name you all had for me when I was at Internal Affairs? What was it, Gordon? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8684 "2026-04-28T00:23:56Z")
They call me MISTER Tibbs. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8685 "2026-04-28T00:37:21Z")
Can you stake a fellow American to a meal? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8686 "2026-04-28T01:37:39Z")
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8687 "2026-04-28T05:43:07Z")
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8688 "2026-04-28T16:10:41Z")
What do we have here, a fucking comedian. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8689 "2026-04-28T17:18:39Z")
I’m Lucille Ball. When I’m being funny, you’ll know it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8690 "2026-04-28T21:23:12Z")
He thinks he’s Ethel Merman. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8691 "2026-04-28T23:49:23Z")
Cinch up, Legolas. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8692 "2026-04-29T14:10:02Z")
You’re a long time a-cinchin’ that saddle, mister. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8693 "2026-05-01T19:21:46Z")
How did it feel with that rope around your neck, Vienna? [_Sarcastically_] Try it sometime. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8694 "2026-05-02T02:01:28Z")
When you hang a man, you better look at him. ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2026, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8695 "2026-05-03T00:06:19Z")
[Singing] Hang me oh hang me I’ll be dead and gone Hang me oh hang me I’ll be dead and gone Wouldn’t mind the hanging But the laying in the grave so long Poor boy I’ve been all around this world ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2026, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8696 "2026-05-03T00:51:51Z")
“If you have any last words, say them now,”. “Let’s get on with it.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2026, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8697 "2026-05-03T00:55:13Z")
Always look on the bright side of life. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2026, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8698 "2026-05-03T15:47:55Z")
Look to my coming at the first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2026, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8699 "2026-05-04T00:44:24Z")
Does anybody remember laughter? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2026, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8700 "2026-05-04T01:04:02Z")
Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2026, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8701 "2026-05-04T01:48:57Z")
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