# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 440
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8782 "2026-05-28T11:59:38Z")
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8783 "2026-05-28T14:05:46Z")
Look, now you’ve got two dates. What about Sandra, you bigamist? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8784 "2026-05-28T15:43:34Z")
So, you were having sex with the little fellow, then. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8785 "2026-05-28T18:31:55Z")
You were gonna ask me for money. Who the hell do you think you’re dealing with? Some old slut on 42nd Street? In case you didn’t happen to notice it - you big Texas longhorn bull - I’m one hell of a gorgeous chick! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8786 "2026-05-29T01:20:55Z")
Men would pay $200 for me, and here you are turning down a freebie. You could get a perfectly good dishwasher for that. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8787 "2026-05-29T08:42:13Z")
Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8788 "2026-05-29T13:38:44Z")
Beethoven was deaf. Helen Keller was blind. I think Rocky’s got a good chance. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8789 "2026-05-29T15:04:26Z")
The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8790 "2026-05-30T13:16:58Z")
No. That was Mozart. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8791 "2026-05-30T13:24:24Z")
Okay. Put down Zombie Mozart, Bach, and Beethoven this instant. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8792 "2026-05-30T17:26:58Z")
The thing about livin’ in Santa Clara I never could stomach. All the damn vampires. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8793 "2026-05-30T19:51:03Z")
Bela, I agree with you 100%. Now, “Dracula,” that’s a role that requires talent. ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8794 "2026-05-31T18:15:05Z")
Sweet little act you have: you soften them up with all that smarmy concern, and along comes Dracula here and polishes them off! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8795 "2026-05-31T18:23:51Z")
Well, strangely enough, Van Helsing takes his vampires quite seriously. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8796 "2026-05-31T20:17:43Z")
[_sucking blood off his fingers_] It’s finger-lickin’ GOOD! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8797 "2026-05-31T23:49:47Z")
I know you’ve got a civil tongue in your head; I sewed it there myself. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8798 "2026-06-01T14:09:39Z")
Why are you talking this bullshit? Maybe I have Ramon and Caesar staple your tongue to your chin. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2026, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8799 "2026-06-02T00:11:45Z")
People always mean well. They cluck their thick tongues, and shake their heads and suggest, oh, so very delicately! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2026, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8800 "2026-06-02T11:30:32Z")
These things must be done _delicately_ or you’ll hurt the spell. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2026, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8801 "2026-06-02T14:13:30Z")
Linda! Hi, it’s Sally. I’m activating the phone tree. Look, uh, you know the - the stuff that everyone’s always whispering about me… the hexes, the spells, the…? Well, here’s the thing. Uh… I’m a witch! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=439) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=441)