# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 446
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8902 "2026-07-30T22:34:12Z")
I know you are, but what am I? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8903 "2026-07-31T00:57:25Z")
You’re a sad and pathetic man. You’re a homosexual and you don’t want to be, but there’s nothing you can do to change it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8904 "2026-07-31T05:01:20Z")
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8905 "2026-07-31T20:56:56Z")
At small forward: standing a scintillating three foot two, the Heartthrob of the Hoops: Lo-la Bun-nyyyyy! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8906 "2026-08-01T03:49:20Z")
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8907 "2026-08-01T14:05:16Z")
Can I get a little clarification, here? Is this what the Easter Bunny does now? He just goes house to house, messing up people’s lives? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8908 "2026-08-01T16:27:46Z")
He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8909 "2026-08-01T17:02:27Z")
Hens work hard the eggs to lay, then I give them all away. Crazy Easter Rabbit, hooray! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8910 "2026-08-01T19:01:26Z")
Mrs. Tweedy! The chickens are revolting! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8911 "2026-08-01T20:30:55Z")
Jonathan Moxon, you are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue. Now take off your goddamn clothes and get in the car. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8912 "2026-08-05T11:22:04Z")
It’s the car, right? Chicks love the car. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8913 "2026-08-05T15:24:23Z")
“Wait a minute!” “What?” “The radio is gone… That means – the car is gone!” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8914 "2026-08-05T16:14:23Z")
Dude, where’s my car? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8915 "2026-08-06T13:45:56Z")
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not ‘Mr. Lebowski’. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8916 "2026-08-06T13:49:48Z")
_(Together)_ Excellent! _(air guitars)_ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8917 "2026-08-06T16:49:52Z")
[\*addressing the shocked expressions at the dance after playing a wild heavy metal guitar] I g-guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8918 "2026-08-06T21:05:54Z")
_(two people in a car contemplating a highway patrol roadblock)_ “Are you ready, Roy?” “I was born ready!” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2026, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8919 "2026-08-07T01:31:18Z")
Hit it! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2026, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8920 "2026-08-07T13:43:02Z")
You wanna hit on me? Come on! I’ll break both your arms… ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2026, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8921 "2026-08-07T21:16:50Z")
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