# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/881 "2021-03-29T21:53:38Z")
Have you come to seek salvation? You may not come onto holy ground. You’ve not been purified. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/882 "2021-03-29T23:46:50Z")
Don’t start trying to do the right thing, boyo. You haven’t had the practice. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2021, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/883 "2021-03-30T12:05:55Z")
I’m a baaaad boy. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2021, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/884 "2021-03-30T16:34:50Z")
Well, I used to be bad when I was a kid, but ever since then I’ve gone straight, as has been proved by my record: Thirty-three arrests and no convictions! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2021, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/885 "2021-03-30T17:03:09Z")
What’s the charge, officer? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2021, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/886 "2021-03-30T17:20:27Z")
Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism! Your proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/887 "2021-03-31T21:36:34Z")
You know Connie, I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/888 "2021-03-31T22:36:35Z")
You expect me to talk when all I could preserve is my own measly, worthless life? TOO BLOODY RIGHT, I’LL TALK! I’ll talk, I’ll talk, just try and stop me! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/889 "2021-04-01T00:31:29Z")
You talking to me? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/890 "2021-04-01T01:06:46Z")
Sh! I’m listening to reason. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/891 "2021-04-01T11:40:38Z")
What’s it say? What’s it say? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/892 "2021-04-01T14:20:15Z")
Would it… kill you to say something? “No.” That’s the first thing you’ve said in the last four hours. That’s a… that’s fountain of conversation, man. That’s a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I’m sitting here driving. Doing all the driving, man. The whole fucking way from Brainard driving. Just trying to… chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can’t say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don’t have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We’ll just see how you like it. Total silence. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/893 "2021-04-01T17:37:34Z")
Harley…you’ve been talking since Arkansas! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/894 "2021-04-01T19:47:12Z")
One of these days in my fancy clothes, I’m going back home and punch the nose of the one who broke my heart in Little Rock! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/895 "2021-04-02T01:37:04Z")
I’m 32 and I’m here celebrating the fact that I spent another year scraping dishes and waitressing, and according to you, I’ll be 37 before I can even throw a decent punch. This the only thing I ever felt good doing. If I’m too old for this, then I got nothing. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/896 "2021-04-02T16:34:45Z")
Some day you’ll learn that greatness is only the seizing of opportunity - clutching with your bare hands 'til the knuckles show white. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2021, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/897 "2021-04-03T22:51:31Z")
This right here is the land of opportunity. This is America! This is my home! The show goes on. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2021, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/898 "2021-04-03T22:56:05Z")
I like it here in America! Okay by me in America! Everything’s free in America! For a small fee in America. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2021, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/899 "2021-04-03T23:49:52Z")
So, we’re all dogfaces, we’re all different, but there is one thing we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the army! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/900 "2021-04-04T03:30:02Z")
Three months ago, I was cutting grass on my front yard. The mailman shows up with a letter from the army. Now I’m here, and no idea where I’m going to end up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=44) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=46)