# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 450
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2026, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8982 "2026-09-13T04:13:36Z")
Lt. Dan! Ice Cream! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2026, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8983 "2026-09-13T11:42:07Z")
I like Swiss cheese ice cream! ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2026, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8984 "2026-09-13T21:52:52Z")
“Pizza Man.” My people were from **Northern** Italy! A couple more blocks and I would’ve been Swiss! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8985 "2026-09-14T00:08:37Z")
Ugh! When my people were writing philosophy, your people were still swinging in trees! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8986 "2026-09-14T15:23:38Z")
Boy grow up to be brother of sun and friend of rain. Hurt nobody. Want nothing people have. Grow old like cedar tree. Boy will be good man, happy man. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8987 "2026-09-15T00:49:45Z")
Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8988 "2026-09-15T01:52:49Z")
But face it. You’re a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren’t out making yourself a better citizen? ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8989 "2026-09-15T14:17:47Z")
Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8990 "2026-09-15T14:44:37Z")
You know, my mama wanted me to be a farmer. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8991 "2026-09-15T15:29:43Z")
A boy’s best friend is his mother. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8992 "2026-09-15T16:14:16Z")
You killed your mother! You left her alone to die! Bastard! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8993 "2026-09-16T15:15:43Z")
- You are a bastard. - You would know, mom. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8994 "2026-09-16T18:05:04Z")
Oh, they found her all right. They found her all right! They found her in some hotel room with some man she’d never even seen before! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2026, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8995 "2026-09-20T13:42:29Z")
I just want to know the best hotel, okay? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8996 "2026-09-21T03:51:53Z")
Oh, we have 12 vacancies. 12 cabins, 12 vacancies. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8997 "2026-09-21T13:28:18Z")
There’s some kids in a cabin. They got a disease. They just gave it to Dennis. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8998 "2026-09-21T14:03:35Z")
In fact, civilization and syphilization have advanced together. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8999 "2026-09-21T15:09:03Z")
Okay, if you don’t want to cure them, then kill them. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9000 "2026-09-25T22:32:07Z")
Oh, I’m the drug dealer? No, you’re the fuckin’ drug dealer. I mean, goddamn, people are dyin’. And y’all are up there afraid that we’re gonna find an alternative without you. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9001 "2026-09-25T22:58:42Z")
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