# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 451
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2026, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9002 "2026-09-26T00:01:11Z")
What am I? I yam what I yam. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2026, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9003 "2026-09-26T14:59:54Z")
He does talk like one. I think he’s brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2026, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9004 "2026-09-26T16:23:56Z")
Mitch, there’s something you need to know. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2026, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9005 "2026-09-26T20:49:53Z")
What is it with single men and V8 juice? I mean, my dad’s fridge has nothing but mustard in it. But when I come to visit it has mustard, fish sticks… and this big jug of V8 juice. Like, if he makes me choke down a glass he’s being healthy and fatherly. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2026, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9006 "2026-09-26T23:02:29Z")
His refrigerator has been out of order for two weeks now. I saw milk standing in there that wasn’t even in the bottle! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9007 "2026-09-27T13:41:27Z")
You’re my kitty now. You’ll have milk and tuna fish every day. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9008 "2026-10-03T00:56:31Z")
We’ll have the New York steak, rare, and two limestone salads. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9009 "2026-10-03T03:41:49Z")
Vodka martini; shaken, not stirred. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9010 "2026-10-03T12:06:31Z")
Stir, never shake. Bruises the gin. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9011 "2026-10-03T12:48:33Z")
Do I look like I give a damn? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9012 "2026-10-03T17:52:52Z")
What’s the matter, James? No glib remark? No pithy comeback? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9013 "2026-10-03T22:40:28Z")
What good is a phone call if you are unable to speak? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9014 "2026-10-04T19:05:35Z")
The call is coming from inside the house. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9015 "2026-10-05T15:08:34Z")
Don’t call me. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9016 "2026-10-05T15:31:28Z")
You know how to whistle, don’t you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9017 "2026-10-05T19:29:42Z")
Well, blow me down! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9018 "2026-10-06T17:28:45Z")
I’ve decided to kill myself. I’m going to blow my brains out right on this program a week from today. So tune in next Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9019 "2026-10-06T18:40:19Z")
You can’t buy publicity like this. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9020 "2026-10-07T00:27:48Z")
Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9021 "2026-10-07T18:10:58Z")
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