# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2026, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9082 "2026-10-31T18:15:55Z")

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I am Iron Man.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2026, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9083 "2026-11-01T13:49:31Z")

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Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2026, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9084 "2026-11-03T21:10:57Z")

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Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 – Johnson, Navin R.! I’m somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9085 "2026-11-04T01:19:59Z")

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That’s the FBI. They got the universal terrorist playbook and they’re running it, step by step.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9086 "2026-11-04T21:23:15Z")

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What’s the deal? There are more people here in the middle of the night than at ten in the morning. It’s like the FBI.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9087 "2026-11-04T23:58:08Z")

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A good cop can’t sleep because he’s missing a piece of the puzzle. And a bad cop can’t sleep because his conscience won’t let him.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2026, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9088 "2026-11-05T04:06:46Z")

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Dammit, are you boys gonna chase down your leads or are you gonna sit drinkin’ coffee in the one house in the state where I know my boy ain’t at?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2026, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9089 "2026-11-05T10:37:16Z")

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Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he’s behind bars.

Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2026, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9090 "2026-11-05T15:10:22Z")

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Hey, wait a minute, Wilma. Tomorrow starts a three-day weekend. We can go down to Gus’s hotel. He… He might give us a rate for old time’s sake.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2026, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9091 "2026-11-08T21:53:42Z")

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Hey! Hey, fellas. Aren’t we gonna do any more sightseeing? I never been any place but Peoria. I wanna take in beauties of New York.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2026, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9092 "2026-11-08T22:06:58Z")

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We’re gonna spend the weekend at the Universal Sheraton. Take the tour. See the shark. Check out that Miami Vice Action Simulator. After, we’re gonna come back here and get my money.

Oh, yeah. And Yayo, too.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2026, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9093 "2026-11-08T23:46:53Z")

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It was a shark with a bite radius about a yard across.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2026, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9094 "2026-11-09T03:51:42Z")

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We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2026, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9095 "2026-11-09T15:28:52Z")

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Obviously I’ve got the bigger 3-wood.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2026, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9096 "2026-11-09T21:26:09Z")

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I heard my dad say that you won every golf tournament there ever was in the South and how you hit a drive so long that they made you stop playin for 20 minutes just to measure it for a record… and how you used to swing righty, but you were in the woods once by this tree so there was no room to swing righty… so you borrowed somebody’s lefty club and hit the ball six inches from the hole…

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2026, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9097 "2026-11-09T23:10:20Z")

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What an incredible Cinderella story. This unknown comes out of nowhere to lead the pack. At Augusta, he’s on his final hole. He’s about 455 yards away. He’s going to hit about a two iron, I think. Well, he got all of that. The crowd is standing on its feet, here at Augusta. The normally reserved Augusta crowd is going wild. For this young Cinderella who’s come out of nowhere, he’s got about 350 yards left. He’s going to hit about a five iron, l expect. Don’t you think? He’s got a beautiful back swing. That’s - oh! He got all of that one! He’s got to be pleased with that. The crowd is just on its feet here. He’s a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He’s got about 195 yards left, and he’s gonna - looks like he’s got about an eight iron. This crowd has gone deadly silent. Cinderella story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Master’s champion. It looks like a miraculous - it’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2026, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9098 "2026-11-10T00:39:13Z")

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D’you remember them doors… them doors I was talkin’ 'bout, bud?

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2026, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9099 "2026-11-10T00:57:42Z")

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Ghastly, isn’t it? All the doors on this spaceship have been programmed to have a cheerful and sunny disposition.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2026, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9100 "2026-11-10T12:10:27Z")

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Will you forget The Doors? You’re the one they want. You are The Doors. Come on. That’s good. Be ugly. I love that. Anything you want. There are no restrictions here.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2026, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/9101 "2026-11-10T15:29:08Z")

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You’re just a doorman! Doorman! Doorman!

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