# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/961 "2021-04-15T15:16:11Z")

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If the Milwaukee Mob couldn’t kill me, no milk-puking little thumb-sucker’s got a candle’s chance on a cyclone of getting the better of me!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/962 "2021-04-15T15:34:20Z")

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Oh… I wouldn’t say that.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/963 "2021-04-15T17:06:26Z")

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C’mon, it’s Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We’re not going to Moscow. It’s Czechoslovakia. It’s like going into Wisconsin.

Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/964 "2021-04-16T00:46:20Z")

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Goddamn Army!

Goddamn Army!

Goddamn Army jeep!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/965 "2021-04-16T02:31:14Z")

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Christina. Christopher. Damn it.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/966 "2021-04-16T14:31:47Z")

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I’m doing just what Christopher Robin said I should do. I am going to look my fear of heights right in the face and conquer it!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/967 "2021-04-16T15:18:02Z")

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Look up. The sky lies open.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/968 "2021-04-17T00:51:10Z")

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I’d rather stick needles in my eyes.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/969 "2021-04-17T13:03:55Z")

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We have such sights to show you!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/970 "2021-04-17T15:50:31Z")

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Mike, let me tell you something. The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it. The way the sun goes down when you’re tired, comes up when you want to be on the move. That’s real magic.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/971 "2021-04-17T20:02:15Z")

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People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, okay? They come to Chotchkie’s for the atmosphere and the attitude. Okay? That’s what the flair’s about. It’s about fun.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/972 "2021-04-18T00:50:30Z")

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[VINCENT]  
Alright, you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don’t mean just like in no paper cup. I’m talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald’s. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

[JULES]  
They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

[VINCENT]  
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

[JULES]  
Then what do they call it?

[VINCENT]  
They call it Royale with Cheese.

[JULES]  
Royale with Cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?

[VINCENT]  
Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/973 "2021-04-18T01:57:28Z")

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Another one of the new worlds. No beer, no women, no pool parlors, nothin’. Nothin’ to do but throw rocks at tin cans, and we gotta bring our own tin cans.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/974 "2021-04-18T13:57:39Z")

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Friend, either you’re closing your eyes  
To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge  
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated  
By the presence of a pool table in your community

One fine night, they leave the pool hall  
Headin’ for the dance at the Armory!  
Libertine men and Scarlet women!

Then beer from a bottle  
An’ the next thing ya know  
Your son is playin’ for money  
In a pinch-back suit  
And listenin to some big out-o-town jasper  
Hearin’ him tell about horse-race gamblin’

Trouble with a capital “T”  
And that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/975 "2021-04-18T14:23:49Z")

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This ain’t pool. This is for bangers. Straight pool is pool. This is like hand-ball, or cribbage, or something. Straight pool, you gotta be a real surgeon to get 'em, you know?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/976 "2021-04-18T16:16:13Z")

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You’d better run, you little tramp. How dare you contaminate my pool!

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/977 "2021-04-18T23:01:20Z")

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Ain’t a son of a bitch in the world has to know we’re in that pool. We’d just be a few old farts paddling around in that pool. Who’s gonna know?

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/978 "2021-04-19T00:42:06Z")

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“The poor dope—he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a _pool_ , only the price turned out to be a little high.”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/979 "2021-04-19T17:06:07Z")

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I had my swimming pool dug by an International Projects steam shovel. It’s a darling shovel.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/980 "2021-04-19T17:18:25Z")

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I shovel well. I shovel very well.

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