# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1101 "2021-05-16T13:54:15Z")
I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. And when I run I feel His pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1102 "2021-05-16T14:51:31Z")
I want it all quickly 'cause I don’t want God to stop and think and wonder if I’m getting more than my share. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1103 "2021-05-16T18:06:29Z")
What? You didn’t see that coming? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1104 "2021-05-16T19:54:12Z")
Thank you for seeing me on such short notice, Admiral Winslow ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1105 "2021-05-16T20:08:34Z")
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinkin’ palm tree overboard! Now what’s all this crud about no movie tonight? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1106 "2021-05-17T00:51:46Z")
The captain says you’re a friend. I will not kill you. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1107 "2021-05-17T01:59:18Z")
_“I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you’ve accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends. You, Quill, are my friend.” “Thanks.” “This dumb tree is also my friend.” [Groot grunts] “And this green whore is also…” “Oh, you must stop!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1108 "2021-05-17T15:51:33Z")
I guess friendship really did save the day. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1109 "2021-05-17T16:01:25Z")
It was beauty killed the beast. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1110 "2021-05-17T17:52:06Z")
You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work… Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I’ll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1111 "2021-05-17T21:45:45Z")
Later we’ll run down the landing procedures. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1112 "2021-05-17T22:32:55Z")
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1113 "2021-05-18T01:19:32Z")
When you get upset, when you get mad, you turn red, right? When you get envious, or sick, you turn green. When you become cowardly, you turn yellow; and ya’ll got the nerve to call us colored? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1114 "2021-05-18T19:29:28Z")
Red means stop. Green means go. Yellow means go very fast. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1115 "2021-05-18T22:22:41Z")
It’s good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1116 "2021-05-18T22:39:04Z")
Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1117 "2021-05-19T01:43:54Z")
Murders and rapes in the city, people bomb planes, can the police stop 'em? No! But feed one little cow to a crocodile… ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1118 "2021-05-19T02:04:24Z")
Al-ee-gay-tor! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1119 "2021-05-19T03:07:48Z")
Ted Casablanca is NOT a “fag”… and I’m the dame who can prove it. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1120 "2021-05-19T13:26:10Z")
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