# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1121 "2021-05-19T15:12:17Z")
Fasten your seatbelts; it’s going to be a bumpy ride. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1122 "2021-05-19T15:25:01Z")
Safety not guaranteed. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1123 "2021-05-19T15:52:35Z")
Don’t. Cross. The streams. It would be bad. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1124 "2021-05-19T16:54:56Z")
Are you saying that you put an abnormal brain in a 7 foot tall, 54 inch wide GORILLA? ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1125 "2021-05-19T18:11:23Z")
HULK SMASH! (Discourse: that IS a complete sentence, thank you very much) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1126 "2021-05-19T18:29:19Z")
This is why we can’t have nice things. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1127 "2021-05-19T19:00:37Z")
What a dump. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1128 "2021-05-19T20:47:53Z")
Russians don’t take a dump, son, without a plan. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1129 "2021-05-20T00:12:19Z")
I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck… maybe even a “recreational vehicle.” And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1130 "2021-05-20T17:09:12Z")
We plan to get married, raise fat children, and watch our vineyards grow. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1131 "2021-05-20T17:16:15Z")
We both said “I do” and we haven’t agreed on a single thing since. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1132 "2021-05-20T18:59:01Z")
George, my husband… George, who is out somewhere there in the dark, who is good to me - whom I revile, who can keep learning the games we play as quickly as I can change them. Who can make me happy and I do not wish to be happy. Yes, I do wish to be happy. George and Martha: Sad, sad, sad. Whom I will not forgive for having come to rest; for having seen me and having said: yes, this will do. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1133 "2021-05-21T00:43:15Z")
Here in Klopstokia all the men are named George. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1134 "2021-05-21T02:38:52Z")
Okay, kids, let’s settle down and review the important information. Lyle is a big doofus. Poor George was really shot, but can’t die because let’s face it, he’s the hero. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1135 "2021-05-21T12:48:42Z")
Oh, please. That doesn’t even sound like him! The President’s an idiot, you don’t sound like an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1136 "2021-05-21T13:08:57Z")
I’m the President, and as they say, the buck stops here. So I take full responsibility for each one of my illegal actions. But that’s not the whole story. I think the American people are entitled to the real truth. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1137 "2021-05-21T15:48:56Z")
Y-You… You are the Duke of New York! You’re A-Number One! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1138 "2021-05-21T16:18:56Z")
You are my number one guy! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1139 "2021-05-21T16:36:48Z")
Why must EVERYTHING be a CONTEST? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1140 "2021-05-21T18:39:44Z")
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