# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1261 "2021-06-11T15:19:07Z")

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It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1262 "2021-06-11T16:25:07Z")

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Bill’s thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he’ll look it twenty years from now. I hate men.

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1263 "2021-06-11T23:22:42Z")

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We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and _‘X’_ never, ever marks the spot.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1264 "2021-06-11T23:59:03Z")

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Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1265 "2021-06-12T00:18:34Z")

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Momma, O Momma, that moon is here again; that boy is near again, and I’m all alone.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1266 "2021-06-12T00:28:10Z")

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I know you’ll think I’m crazy, but… in a half-an-hour the moon will rise and I’ll turn into a wolf.

You and 20 million other guys!

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1267 "2021-06-12T12:57:43Z")

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Do you love him, Loretta?

Ma, I love him awful.

Good. When you love 'em, they drive you crazy cuz they know they can.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1268 "2021-06-12T13:56:07Z")

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In marriage no one can hear you scream.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1269 "2021-06-12T14:54:21Z")

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Go ahead and scream your head off! We’re miles from where anyone can hear you!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1270 "2021-06-12T15:01:47Z")

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Mrs. Dudley: I set dinner on the dining room sideboard at six. Breakfast is ready at nine. I don’t stay after dinner. Not after it begins to get dark. We live in town, nine miles, so there won’t be anyone around if you need help.  
Eleanor “Nell” Vance: We couldn’t even hear you.  
Mrs. Dudley: No one could. No one lives any nearer than town.  
Eleanor “Nell” Vance: No one will come any nearer than that.  
Mrs. Dudley: In the night.  
Eleanor “Nell” Vance: In the dark.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1271 "2021-06-12T15:40:23Z")

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We might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well, regardless, I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean than to stay here and die on this shithole island, spending the rest of my life talking…[suddenly yelling]…TO A GODDAMN VOLLEYBALL!

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1272 "2021-06-12T20:21:41Z")

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I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1273 "2021-06-12T20:43:23Z")

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Cowabunga, Dude!

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1274 "2021-06-12T21:45:35Z")

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…I think I’d better go over the rules. The first thing to remember is that there are no rules.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1275 "2021-06-12T23:30:49Z")

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Chadwick has an impeccable reputation. And when students break the rules we curtail their freedom.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1276 "2021-06-13T00:27:48Z")

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There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution which gives the dean unlimited power to preserve order in time of campus emergency.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1277 "2021-06-13T01:32:27Z")

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Hey, Dean Yeager! Are you moving us to a better office on campus?

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1278 "2021-06-13T02:06:39Z")

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I really want to thank you all for helping me with my campus maintenance duties. I think it’s a beautiful thing. But remember, plastic goes in the blue, paper in the green.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1279 "2021-06-13T02:34:01Z")

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There’s a great future in plastics.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1280 "2021-06-13T19:08:10Z")

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The future dawning with a bright and shining glow!

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