# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 72
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1421 "2021-07-04T03:44:06Z")
Doctor, question that’s always bothered me and a lot of people: Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia - a no-brainer, right? Cause this is where the Mayflower landed. Not so. It turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere down in the West Indies. Little known fact. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1422 "2021-07-04T13:39:52Z")
**Morgana:** Do you know which of the oceans is the widest? **Eric:** The Poisoned Sea. **Morgana:** No. The ocean between a Christian and a heathen. **Eric:** [takes her hand] Our hands can reach across it as easily as that. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1423 "2021-07-04T13:49:07Z")
Love Conquers All ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1424 "2021-07-04T14:45:38Z")
Gross! Let’s move. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1425 "2021-07-04T16:36:44Z")
You’re foul, Hart. A wart on the nose of humanity and I’m going to blast it off. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1426 "2021-07-04T17:40:35Z")
Careful, you idiot! I said ‘_ACROSS_ her nose’, not _ **UP** _ it! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1427 "2021-07-05T13:38:52Z")
We could stand touching noses for a week at a time and never see eye to eye. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1428 "2021-07-05T13:44:12Z")
Let’s start with… Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she’s going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like… _Wyoming._ Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but _you_ were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn’t mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it’s not the size of a nose that’s important, it’s what’s _in it_ that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it’s _goodbye, Seattle!_ Commercial: hi, I’m Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1429 "2021-07-05T14:08:06Z")
The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it’s time to go shopping for a saddle. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1430 "2021-07-05T16:59:46Z")
Hi-yo, Silver! Away! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1431 "2021-07-05T19:07:26Z")
There were trolleys, Tonto. Cobblestones. The aroma of corned beef and cabbage. The tangy zest of… apple strudel. You had to hand-crank the cars in those days, Tonto. Cars like REO’s, Franklins, Hudsons. Those were names fit for a car. These days a man doesn’t know whether he’s driving a car or an animal: “Mustangs,” “Jaguars,” “Cougars,”… “Pintos.” - Silly. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1432 "2021-07-05T22:09:14Z")
Right! Stop that! It’s silly! Very silly indeed! Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking young men, but now it’s just got silly! His hair’s too long for a vicar, too, and you can tell those are not proper “Keep-left” signs! CLEAR OUT, THE LOT OF YOU! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1433 "2021-07-05T23:02:29Z")
And now for something completely different… ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1434 "2021-07-05T23:27:12Z")
…It’s… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1435 "2021-07-05T23:29:29Z")
It is a silly place. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1436 "2021-07-06T01:15:09Z")
Have fun storming the castle! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1437 "2021-07-06T02:28:15Z")
Yonder lies the castle of my fodda ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1438 "2021-07-06T12:43:25Z")
I don’t know what’s out there beyond those hills. But if you ride yonder… head up, eyes steady, heart open… I think one day you’ll find that you’re the hero you’ve been looking for.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1439 "2021-07-06T14:03:20Z")
We don’t need another hero! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1440 "2021-07-06T16:27:41Z")
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