# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 77
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1521 "2021-07-16T15:10:03Z")
Pity! Next time you decide to impersonate a music hall singer who’s been dead for the past twelve years, I suggest you learn her full repertoire! Won’t you come in, MISS LIAR? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1522 "2021-07-16T17:59:22Z")
Ohhh, if you’re gonna wait for her to tell the truth, you’ll have a long grey beard – down to here. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1523 "2021-07-16T21:12:59Z")
You cant handle the truth! Son we live in a world that has walls, and those have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it, you Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1524 "2021-07-16T21:21:01Z")
Lighten up, Francis. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1525 "2021-07-17T16:08:39Z")
People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn’t. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1526 "2021-07-18T13:15:27Z")
I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1527 "2021-07-18T15:47:33Z")
So you wanna be a boxer in the golden ring? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1528 "2021-07-18T16:18:39Z")
Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1529 "2021-07-18T16:36:36Z")
[Sean](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): [in a gentlemen’s bar] Hey, Gerry, In the 1960s there was a young man that graduated from the University of Michigan. Did some brilliant work in mathematics. Specifically bounded harmonic functions. Then he went on to Berkeley. He was assistant professor. Showed amazing potential. Then he moved to Montana, and blew the competition away. [Lambeau](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001745/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Yeah, so who was he? [Sean](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Ted Kaczynski. [Lambeau](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001745/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Haven’t heard of him. [Sean](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): [yelling to the bartender] Hey, Timmy! [Timmy](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0280584/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Yo. [Sean](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Who’s Ted Kaczynski? [Timmy](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0280584/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Unabomber. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1530 "2021-07-18T19:16:48Z")
There are three major centers for transsexual surgery - Johns Hopkins, University of Minnesota, and Columbus Medical Center. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1531 "2021-07-18T20:17:52Z")
We’re all gonna have so much f—ing fun we’re gonna need plastic surgery to remove our g–damn smiles! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1532 "2021-07-18T23:26:19Z")
You’re never fully dressed without a smile. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1533 "2021-07-19T01:22:05Z")
Gray skies are gonna clear up; put on a happy face. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1534 "2021-07-19T18:09:09Z")
Smile though your heart is aching/Smile even though it’s breaking/When there are clouds in the sky, you’ll get by. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1535 "2021-07-19T18:40:40Z")
Be happy. Like me! (sobs) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1536 "2021-07-19T21:53:39Z")
He looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn’t learn a thing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2021, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1537 "2021-07-20T01:38:01Z")
There cannot be peace without first, a great suffering. The greater the suffering, the greater the peace. The end you’ve always feared is coming. It’s coming, and the blood will be on your hands. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2021, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1538 "2021-07-20T14:46:45Z")
I’ll bet you anything you like that half an hour after they have met, they will be calling each other sister. Women only do that when they have called each other a lot of other things first. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2021, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1539 "2021-07-20T18:43:43Z")
She’s my sister AND my daughter! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1540 "2021-07-20T19:47:34Z")
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