# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 78
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2021, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1541 "2021-07-20T20:34:44Z")
Who presents this woman? This woman? But she’s not a woman. She’s just a kid. And she’s leaving us. I realized at that moment that I was never going to come home again and see Annie at the top of the stairs. Never going to see her again at our breakfast table in her nightgown and socks. I suddenly realized what was happening. Annie was all grown up and was leaving us, and something inside began to hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1542 "2021-07-21T17:26:19Z")
A woman’s compromised the day she’s born. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2021, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1543 "2021-07-21T17:29:56Z")
From the day he was born he was nothing but trouble. He was a thorn in his mother’s side. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1544 "2021-07-22T01:41:26Z")
Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1545 "2021-07-22T02:44:47Z")
There are two ways to live well, you can be smart or pleasant. I’ve been smart for years, and I recommend pleasant. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1546 "2021-07-22T14:55:32Z")
I know there is goodness inside you, so take all the goodness, by both hands, and follow me. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1547 "2021-07-22T16:28:49Z")
Some day you’ll learn that greatness is only the seizing of opportunity - clutching with your bare hands 'til the knuckles show white. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1548 "2021-07-22T16:57:28Z")
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1549 "2021-07-22T17:00:59Z")
You’re probably one of them knee-jerk liberals that thinks us gun boys would shoot our guns because it’s an extension of our penises. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1550 "2021-07-23T22:53:29Z")
Ain’t it a crime. The only person who could miss with this gun is the sucker with the bread to buy it. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1551 "2021-07-23T23:36:24Z")
Let me tell _you_ something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes “click.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1552 "2021-07-24T12:44:00Z")
Say hello to my little friend. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1553 "2021-07-24T16:29:44Z")
There’s a midget with gun on him! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1554 "2021-07-24T19:45:27Z")
Beware the Dwarf! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1555 "2021-07-24T21:58:43Z")
I’m not afraid. I’m not afraid, mother. I’m not afraid. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1556 "2021-07-24T22:01:50Z")
I do believe in spooks! I do believe in spooks! I do, I do, I do, I do, I do! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1557 "2021-07-24T22:15:43Z")
What an excellent day for an exorcism. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1558 "2021-07-24T23:34:20Z")
Day by day, day by day, Oh, dear Lord, three things I pray. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2021, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1559 "2021-07-25T12:10:50Z")
You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won’t quit and legs that go all the way up. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2021, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1560 "2021-07-25T17:29:43Z")
Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once - the 21 greatest days of my life. You know, you never handle your luggage in the show, somebody else carries your bags. It was great. You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=77) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=79)