# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/141 "2020-08-23T20:48:15Z")
[[Yell!]](https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=joe+e+brown+yell&docid=608026404027764639&mid=50BF04D17F6A43A8681250BF04D17F6A43A86812&view=detail&FORM=VIRE) ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/142 "2020-08-23T20:58:47Z")
I guess it was easier for you to change your name, than for a whole family to change theirs. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/143 "2020-08-25T14:29:47Z")
They call me MISTER TIBBS! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/144 "2020-08-25T21:10:26Z")
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-big deal. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/145 "2020-08-26T15:30:34Z")
It is a big deal. It’s a very big deal. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/146 "2020-08-26T18:20:38Z")
It’s huge! It’s enormous! It’s gigantic! I mean, they said it was big, but I didn’t expect it to be BIG! ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/147 "2020-08-26T18:23:21Z")
The name’s Large Marge. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/148 "2020-08-27T23:01:35Z")
Hey, Marge. Isn’t it great being married to someone who’s recklessly impulsive? ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2020, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/149 "2020-08-28T06:02:07Z")
I’ve endured 13 connubial years of you. How am I possible? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2020, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/150 "2020-08-28T21:50:51Z")
I want the rest of that money. His money, her money, it’s _my_ money. I’ve had to live with that squealing, corpulent, little toad all these years. God, I hate that woman! I-I… I hate the way she licks stamps! I hate her furniture! And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps… ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/151 "2020-08-29T06:15:47Z")
“Hate” is a very strong word. You use “hate” to describe your thoughts about, say, Hitler. She isn’t as bad as Hitler. She’s more like Mussolini. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/152 "2020-08-29T20:26:53Z")
I hate men! I can’t abide them, even now and then! ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/153 "2020-08-29T20:46:33Z")
– I’m gay. – Oh. I’m Sheila. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/154 "2020-08-30T00:39:47Z")
Hey… That was a guy. A guy dressed up like a sheila. Look at that. Hey, you all knew, you pack of bastards. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/155 "2020-08-30T16:09:27Z")
It’s a man, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/156 "2020-08-30T20:11:41Z")
I can’t have a baby because I have a 12:30 lunch meeting. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/157 "2020-08-30T20:28:52Z")
– I can’t have children. – Oh. Sorry. – Don’t be. I can’t have them because I hate them. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/158 "2020-08-30T20:48:25Z")
I’m ten days late. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/159 "2020-08-30T22:50:49Z")
How can somebody as detail-obsessed as you always be late? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/160 "2020-08-30T23:03:41Z")
No, I didn’t. [Honest](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/honesty/)… I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough [money](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/money/) for [cab](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/cars/) fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of [town](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/city/). Someone stole my car. There was an [earthquake](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/catastrophe/). A terrible flood. Locusts! It wasn’t my [fault](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/faults/), I swear to God! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=9)