# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 80
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1581 "2021-07-29T00:38:04Z")
Honey, the chances of another plane hitting this house are astronomical. It’s been pre-disastered. We’re going to be safe here. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1582 "2021-07-29T05:48:58Z")
I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1583 "2021-07-29T13:05:51Z")
The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds, without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. So you’re never sure where you’ll end up or even what species you’ll be when you get there. It’s therefore important to dress accordingly. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1584 "2021-07-29T13:20:12Z")
Unlikely adventures require unlikely tools. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1585 "2021-07-29T14:12:31Z")
We have the tools, and we have the talent! It’s Miller time! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1586 "2021-07-29T14:26:24Z")
This movie was shot in 3B, three beers and it looks good, eh? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1587 "2021-07-29T17:08:46Z")
You’re right. What the picture business needs is white wines and beers! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1588 "2021-07-29T21:08:14Z")
I got my ticket for the long way ‘round Two bottle o’ whiskey for the way. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1589 "2021-07-29T21:59:22Z")
I never drink… wine. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1590 "2021-07-30T00:31:27Z")
We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1591 "2021-07-30T05:51:50Z")
Martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1592 "2021-07-30T11:41:19Z")
Mai Tai say that I’m Old Fashioned Très Vin ordinaire That I want a fresh Manhattan With white anglo-saxons everywhere? A Black Russian’s No Pink lady Give her the Singapore sling! And Moscow mule is not your baby So Highball the Vodka and name your sting! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1593 "2021-07-30T14:47:59Z")
A real woman could stop you from drinking. It’d have to be a real big woman. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1594 "2021-07-30T15:00:07Z")
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1595 "2021-07-30T15:14:54Z")
It was a fine affair, but now it’s over. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1596 "2021-07-30T16:47:33Z")
I’m sure that the way to say what I’d like to say will occur to me after you’ve gone. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1597 "2021-07-30T20:11:26Z")
I’d take a bullet for you, you know that. Right between the eyes. I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn’t want me to say. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1598 "2021-07-30T22:17:56Z")
For 23 years, I’ve been dying to tell you what I thought of you, and now… well, being a Christian woman, I can’t say it! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1599 "2021-07-30T22:50:17Z")
I must stop this _whole_ thing! Why, for fifty-three years I’ve put up with it now. I must stop Christmas from coming… but how? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1600 "2021-07-31T18:15:52Z")
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