# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1601 "2021-07-31T19:29:15Z")

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Hey, John, I think you can get with the program a little, huh? The police are here now, it’s their problem. Now tell these guys where the detonators are so no one else gets hurt, you know I’m putting my life on the line for you, pal.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1602 "2021-07-31T21:47:21Z")

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[Epic explosion.]

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1603 "2021-08-01T01:54:40Z")

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Boooooooom ba da booom

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1604 "2021-08-01T02:42:16Z")

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Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1605 "2021-08-01T13:19:34Z")

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In space no one can hear you scream.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1606 "2021-08-01T13:50:16Z")

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Ladies and gentlemen, please do not panic! But SCREAM! Scream for your lives!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1607 "2021-08-01T17:07:32Z")

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1608 "2021-08-01T18:09:54Z")

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These are the simple rules. No barking, now growling, you will not lift your leg to anything in this house. This is not your room. No slobbering, no chewing, you will wear a flea collar. This is not your room. No begging for food, no sniffing of crotches, and you will not drink from my toilet. This is not your room.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1609 "2021-08-01T23:03:25Z")

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Chew your food; you’re an animal!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1610 "2021-08-01T23:15:21Z")

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I know you are but what am I?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1611 "2021-08-01T23:46:56Z")

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You’re the top! You’re the Colosseum!  
You’re the top! You’re the Louvre Museum!

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**Author:** ![Bayarea4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Bayarea4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayarea4)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1612 "2021-08-02T07:42:59Z")

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I detest cheap sentiment.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1613 "2021-08-02T15:01:03Z")

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Can’t I just say I love you, I love you, I love you?

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1614 "2021-08-02T15:07:21Z")

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It’s not about deserve; it’s about what you believe. And I believe in love.

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1615 "2021-08-02T15:51:15Z")

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Why is it people who want the truth never believe it when they hear it?

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1616 "2021-08-02T15:57:54Z")

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**You can’t handle the truth!**

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1617 "2021-08-02T17:30:44Z")

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[  
 **Jerry:**  
You don’t understand, Osgood! Aaah… I’m a man!  
 **Osgood:**  
Well, nobody’s perfect.  
 ](https://www.quotes.net/mquote/88407)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1618 "2021-08-02T22:32:33Z")

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I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2021, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1619 "2021-08-03T03:03:29Z")

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Keep the change ya filthy animal.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2021, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1620 "2021-08-03T12:21:56Z")

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Horizontally speaking, he’s at his very best.

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