# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 87
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2021, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1721 "2021-08-22T17:29:22Z")
Who’s stoned? I am merely traveling incognito. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1722 "2021-08-22T18:21:23Z")
When did you become Italian? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2021, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1723 "2021-08-23T16:10:47Z")
Your son has been pretending to be a substitute teacher, lecturing the students, uh, giving out homework, uh. Mrs. Glasser has been ill, there was some confusion with the real sub. Your son held a teacher-parent conference yesterday and was planning a class field trip to a French bread factory in Trenton. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2021, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1724 "2021-08-23T20:48:42Z")
He’s our baker. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2021, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1725 "2021-08-23T22:38:00Z")
Pies! Pies! Get yer pies here for the big pie fight! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2021, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1726 "2021-08-23T23:53:16Z")
We can tell your mother we ate it all. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1727 "2021-08-24T02:42:24Z")
My mom will have an aneurysm, okay, if she finds out we’re playing down here, I’m serious. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1728 "2021-08-24T03:59:47Z")
How? How could this happen, how could you humiliate me this way? I am ashamed to be your mother! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1729 "2021-08-24T11:39:06Z")
You took the words right out of my mouth: I’m ashamed to be your father. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1730 "2021-08-24T14:33:45Z")
No. _I_ am your father. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1731 "2021-08-24T16:35:39Z")
You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds. _ **NERDS!** _ Well, if I was you, I’d do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my maker, and my **COACH!** _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1732 "2021-08-24T16:36:48Z")
But I’m A Cheerleader! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1733 "2021-08-24T21:03:31Z")
Cheerleaders: Sixty-nine, is divine. Sixty-nine, is divine. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1734 "2021-08-24T23:22:16Z")
I am a choreographer. That’s what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1735 "2021-08-24T23:57:37Z")
I don’t know what’s scarier, neurotic cheerleaders or the pressure to win. I could make a killing selling something like Diet Prozac. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1736 "2021-08-25T00:12:25Z")
I’d buy that for a dollar! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1737 "2021-08-25T01:38:21Z")
Detroit, I’m gonna take it easy with you this time. I’m shootin’ a dollar. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1738 "2021-08-25T01:57:44Z")
Dollar fifty. You buy what I don’t feel like selling will cost you two dollars. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1739 "2021-08-25T12:28:20Z")
Why, you can get a phonograph record of Minnie the Moocher for 75 cents. And for a buck and a quarter, you can get Minnie. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1740 "2021-08-25T12:48:29Z")
Men would pay $200 for me, and here you are turning down a freebie. You could get a perfectly good dishwasher for that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=86) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=88)