# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1741 "2021-08-25T14:17:18Z")

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What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1742 "2021-08-25T17:16:18Z")

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It’ll make you another dollar and a half an hour.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1743 "2021-08-25T18:09:54Z")

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I’ll sell you a pickle for a nickel!

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1744 "2021-08-25T18:16:03Z")

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Dammit, H I, ain’t we got enough to contend with?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1745 "2021-08-25T21:43:28Z")

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Johnny, what can you make of this?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1746 "2021-08-26T02:49:10Z")

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I don’t make monkeys, I just train 'em.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1747 "2021-08-26T17:39:30Z")

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When the moon is like that, every monkey for 200 miles thinks he’s Elvis Presley.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1748 "2021-08-26T17:58:19Z")

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I know you’ll think I’m crazy, but… in a half-an-hour the moon will rise and I’ll turn into a wolf.

You and 20 million other guys!

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1749 "2021-08-26T22:39:37Z")

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2021, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1750 "2021-08-27T00:49:17Z")

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When did you become Italian?

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[Yes, I know I’m repeating myself.]

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1751 "2021-08-28T00:45:40Z")

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“My dears, happiness consists of being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.” 8 ½

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1752 "2021-08-28T02:47:31Z")

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I’m all but lame from the bite on my leg.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1753 "2021-08-28T19:13:53Z")

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[Private Vasquez aka PP] [after barely surviving the alien surprise attack] All right. We got seven canisters of CM-20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the whole fuckin’ nest.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1754 "2021-08-28T22:30:02Z")

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Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1755 "2021-08-28T22:35:38Z")

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Three, two, one. (Explosion)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2021, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1756 "2021-08-29T00:08:57Z")

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One, two, FIVE!

Three, sir!

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2021, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1757 "2021-08-29T00:33:40Z")

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First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2021, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1758 "2021-08-29T01:55:27Z")

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Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips at five different pressure points on your body. And then he lets you walk away. But after you’ve taken five steps, your heart explodes inside your body, and you fall to the floor, dead

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2021, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1759 "2021-08-29T11:38:19Z")

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[Po](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0085312/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): The Wuxi finger hold! No, not the Wuxi finger hold!

[Shifu](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000163/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Oh-hoho, you know this hold.

[Po](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0085312/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Developed by Master Wuxi in the third dynasty, yes!

[Shifu](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000163/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Oh, then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky…

[Po](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0085312/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): [gasps] No no no no!

[Shifu](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000163/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part… is cleaning up afterwards.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2021, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/1760 "2021-08-29T14:07:40Z")

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“- Carol Peterson: Where are you going?

- Ray Peterson: I can’t walk anywhere without you asking me where I’m going… I’m going to Paris, France, okay? I’m going to Banff, Canada, alright? That’s where I’m going.
- Carol Peterson: Are you taking the dog?
- Ray Peterson: Yeah, yeah, I’m taking the dog for a walk.”

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