# New Springfield Meeting Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 21, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070 "2000-01-21T13:11:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/1 "2000-01-21T13:11:00Z")

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OK, I REALLY don’t want to grab the reigns from Flypsyde, but I have two complaints against the previous Springfield meeting thread:

1. At 105+ posts (& 3 pages), it is taking FOREVER to load.

2. Most of the last dozen or posts have been brief exchanges of witticisms, and they don’t seem to be moving the subject matter along.

I’m getting a sense that we’re definitely going to have to change the venue from D’Arcy’s to someplace else, probably The Spot, and that we’re going to meet later.

Therefore, I am opening this new thread, with all apologies to my fellow Springfieldurs David B and Flypsyde, in the hopes that we can reach a definitive conclusion on place, time (the date is still 2/26, right?), and attendees.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I now return the floor to my esteemed colleague, Flypsyde.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/2 "2000-01-21T15:05:00Z")

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But, just in case anyone wants to review the old thread [here it is](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003537.html).

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“That it is unwise to be heedless ourselves while we are giving advice to others, I will show in a few lines.” - Phaedrus, translator of Aesop’s Fables

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**Author:** ![inertia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@inertia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inertia)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/3 "2000-01-21T17:30:00Z")

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Come hell or high water I’ll be there. Does anyone want to share the ride from Chicoland? I drive a '67 bug and am pretty sure it could make the trip, but if I could catch a ride with someone else that’d be fine too.

Ubermeister (or anyone else): If you would still like to split a room, I’m game (or not, whatever).

Would someone be kind enough to send me some of the super-secret info to [work](mailto:jrward@hq.gylrd.com) or [home](mailto:rossward@mindspring.com). Thanx a bunch.

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Everything looks better in black and white – Paul Simon

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**Author:** ![inertia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@inertia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inertia)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/4 "2000-01-21T17:36:00Z")

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Ooops, messed up the HTML. I hate it when that happens. Anyway: work or home

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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/5 "2000-01-22T03:58:00Z")

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Looks like I’ll be showing up at some point on Friday with my friend, Terry. She’s never actually posted anything, because she refuses to capitalize and doesn’t want to get yelled at. 🙂 Anyhow, she needs a break as much as I do.

Flyp, if you would be so kind as to email me a bit of contact information so we can let you know when we get in, it would be much appreciated. And if you missed it in the last thread, PLEASE will you make a copy of that compilation for me? Many thanks.

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“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/6 "2000-01-22T08:19:00Z")

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Talera and I plan to go, but I’m waiting to see how the financial situation resolves itself before I go hitting my mother up for baby sitting duties. Besides that, Talera needs that under 21 light to glow a confirmed green before I start phoning up hotels.

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“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

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**Author:** ![inertia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@inertia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inertia)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/7 "2000-01-23T02:05:00Z")

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I don’t believe everyone is as ready to abandon the original thread as apparently we are. I’m going over to that team and re-posting.

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**Author:** ![inertia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@inertia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inertia)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/8 "2000-01-23T02:12:00Z")

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**Correction:**  
It seems as though I have erred. The old thread hasn’t been posted to since before my last post to this thread. So just forget I said anything, I didn’t know what I was talking about. Thank you for your participation in my little delusion.

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Inertia’s entire philosophy in two words - Be nice.

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/9 "2000-01-23T16:25:00Z")

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Ok, I’ve received a few e-mails (sorry if I haven’t responded yet) from folks. I really do think it will be easier to manage if we arrange things that way. Anyway, if you are coming, please send me your e-mail and your plans (planned time in and out, where staying, etc.).

As I noted in that thread, I think it’s almost a necessity that some of us eat at least one meal at Cecil’s. I like The Spot as a main Sat. night meeting place (ok, I’ve never actually been there…).

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**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/10 "2000-01-24T15:54:00Z")

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Back from RL, guys. And so as not to incur the wrath of the posters who aren’t coming and are thinking “What a bunch of pompous assholes, to think _their_ meeting deserves _two_ threads!”, this’ll be my last post on the meeting for a while. I’ll do my best to take it to email.

Once again, The List, ladies and gentlemen:

The “I’d Chew My Own Arm Off to Be There” group:

[ul][li]Flypsyde[/li][li]David B[/li][li]rastahomie[/li][li]Falcon[/li][li]AuraSeer[/li][li]Omni[/li][li]Val[/li][li]Gaudere[/li][li]UncleBeer[/li][li]boli[/li][li]inertia[/li][li]ChrisCTP[/ul][/li]  
And the “Well, We Might Be There, Just Don’t Call Us Lame If We Don’t Show Up, You Know How That Makes Us Cry, Why Are You Guys Always Picking On Us, You Fuckin’ Jerks” group:

[ul][li]android209[/li][li]Jophiel[/li][li]Talera[/li][li]elelle[/li][li]lovelee[/ul][/li]  
Current plans are as follows. The main meeting will be Saturday evening, Feb. 26th, 6:30 PM, at The Spot, 107 W. Cook, in the Vinegar Hill Mall. Since The Spot is also a relatively clean bar, we’ll be staying there for the after dinner carousing. The hotel numbers are in the other thread, and if there are any other questions, feel free to email me. Again, I’ll be sending everyone in the above lists emails (if their addresses are listed), and I’ll let the thread drop now.

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He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.  
And while Yori raged against his unbending  
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.  
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.  
-_Yakamo’s Funeral_

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/11 "2000-01-25T02:50:00Z")

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Oh, fine, just **ignore** me. \< sniff \>  
_Voice in my head: Wait a minute, you dumbass! He’s taking care of setting things up. That means you don’t have to. Why the hell are you complaining?_

Um, ok, Flyp’s in charge!

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**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/12 "2000-02-07T20:47:00Z")

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Rising out of the muck with a loud sucking sound…

The reservations have been made, lads and lassies. The Spiffling draws near. Keep an eye on your mailboxes.

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We interrupt this thread to increase  
dramatic tension.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/13 "2000-02-07T20:53:00Z")

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Okey dokie, flypee hippee. Do you have the Pinkertons lined up for security, too?

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**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/14 "2000-02-08T16:54:00Z")

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Okay, here’s the new list. I will consider this the final count, unless someone posts here or sends me a private mail.

Confirmed:  
[ul][li]Flypsyde[/li][li]David B[/li][li]rastahomie[/li][li]Falcon[/li][li]AuraSeer[/li][li]Val[/li][li]boli[/li][li]Omni[/li][li]Squid Vicious[/li][li]inertia[/li][li]ChrisCTP[/li][li]Gaudere[/li][li]UncleBeer[/li][li]elelle[/ul][/li]  
Unconfirmed:  
[ul][li]Joph[/li][li]Tal[/li][li]ubermensch[/li][li]android209[/li][li]lovelee[/ul][/li]  
And I’m currently adding 2 to this count for Chris’ friend and our mystery guest.

Now, if there are any Dopers lurking hereabouts who want to show up, or anyone planning on bringing an extra person, please, let me know ASAP. I made the reservation for 20 people; by my count, we’re one over if everyone shows up. No biggie, but if we get another 2 or three people, it may present a problem.

Other than that, thanks to everyone for the communication. Made it a lot easier to get this put together.

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We interrupt this thread to increase  
dramatic tension.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/15 "2000-02-21T14:13:00Z")

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Okay folks, the day draws near. I want to see some unabashed enthusiasm for this little soirée. Or at least some feigned indifference.

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_Here’s mud in yer eye!_  
Yer pal, UncleBeer.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/16 "2000-02-21T15:52:00Z")

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Yippee. (Sorry, Unc. Been a bad week/weekend, and instead of being home asleep, I’m stuck here at work. My capacity for enthusiasm ain’t that high.)

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“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”

- Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.

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**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/17 "2000-02-25T19:07:00Z")

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Well, here we go folks. The Spiffling lurches into motion, as CTP and Terry have mailed me that they are en route. I’d hazard a guess that Falc’s on her way by now, too. I’ll see you all soon.

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“They were lovers, parted by betrayal. But once a year, they are allowed to cross the River  
of Stars.” -Doji Shizue, _Festival of the River of Stars_

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-springfield-meeting-thread/14070/18 "2000-02-26T01:12:00Z")

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I’m already here!

(Of course, I’ve been here for almost 8 1/2 years now… 😉 )
