# New State Mottos **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116 "2011-08-18T04:08:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/21 "2011-08-18T15:53:15Z")
Pennsylvania: We’ll be happy to hold your wallet! ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/22 "2011-08-18T16:08:09Z")
Illinois: The current governor has not been indicted (this motto subject to change without notice) ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/23 "2011-08-18T16:09:46Z")
South Dakota: We Carve Fucking Presidents Into Our Mountains. Idaho: We’re No Small Potatoes, We Grow Corn Too. Kansas: For the Last Time, Kansas City is in _Missouri._ ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/24 "2011-08-18T16:11:16Z")
Wisconsin: Smell our dairy air. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/25 "2011-08-18T16:19:06Z")
Georgia: I75 runs through it. Georgia: Where Alabamians come to get sophisticated. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/26 "2011-08-18T16:24:47Z")
Rhode Island: Not a rounding error! > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Heh. Yesterday in Seattle I saw a girl wearing a T-shirt that said ‘It’s NeVAda, not NeVAHda!’ Bwuh? I’d pronounce those pretty much the same… ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/27 "2011-08-18T16:26:21Z")
Maryland: The California Nanny State brought east. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/28 "2011-08-18T16:42:11Z")
Nebraska: ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/29 "2011-08-18T17:05:33Z")
[Oklahoma](http://www.myonlinemaps.com/images/oklahoma-map.gif): Teabagging Texas since 1907 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/30 "2011-08-18T17:15:06Z")
Pennsylvania: Thoroughly Fracked. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/31 "2011-08-18T17:26:21Z")
Massachusetts: Please drive carefully. Ha, just kidding! Maine: Ya can’t get heah from theah. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/32 "2011-08-18T17:27:55Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Pennsylvania: Thoroughly Fracked. Pennsylvania: Come for the snack foods, stay for the factories. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/33 "2011-08-18T17:35:01Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Nebraska: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/34 "2011-08-18T17:38:31Z")
Wyoming: Come for the Fishing, Stay for the Gay Cowboy Sex. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/35 "2011-08-18T17:39:57Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > 😃 (i’m glad someone got that) ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/36 "2011-08-18T17:48:00Z")
Tennessee: surrounded by more states than Missouri, including Missouri. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/37 "2011-08-18T17:50:58Z")
Kansas: Where suicide is redundant. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/38 "2011-08-18T17:57:13Z")
Assabama: Not a state, but it should be. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/39 "2011-08-18T17:57:28Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Kansas: Where suicide is redundant. Kansas: Enough with the Wizard of Oz jokes already. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116/40 "2011-08-18T18:25:05Z")
Washington: Canadian money at Par! Come buy your Gas and Milk from us! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-state-mottos/593116.md?page=3)