# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140 "2020-06-22T07:01:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3710 "2021-03-01T03:41:07Z")

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One of the comments said that it was Q minor.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3711 "2021-03-01T03:59:57Z")

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> [@amarinth](#):
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> The comment I saw “those were certainly all notes.”

The answer to Lewis Carroll’s famous question “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”

“The notes for which they are noted are not noted for being musical notes.”

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3712 "2021-03-01T04:04:20Z")

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There’s a guy running against him as a Republican to his right, who wants all immigration banned.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3713 "2021-03-01T06:47:00Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> I always got a bad feeling from Thomas Kinkade, but McNaughton is truly in eye/brain bleach territory.

Amen. I picked that one over the riding a Harley one because of the _Duck Dynasty_ vibe.

Some years ago my brother and I were at the Tucson Gem & Mineral show – which offers more than that – and we came across some guy selling sweatshop “fine oil paintings.” One he was proudly displaying at the front of his booth was a stupefyingly bad copy of a Kincade painting, the church in a glade I think. After looking at a while I said, "Yanno, Kincade may be a hack but at least he’s a hack with talent.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3714 "2021-03-01T12:45:27Z")

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Kansas Republican representatives vote against bailout of “liberal states”, while their state legislative counterparts are already planning on spending the money on, among other things, tax cuts for the rich.

> **[How do Kansas lawmakers plan to pay for a $500 million tax cut? With federal...](https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article249527665.html)**
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> A member of Kansas’ GOP congressional delegation called the measure a “liberal state bailout.”

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3715 "2021-03-01T13:53:02Z")

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I could actually see myself voting for and actively actively supporting (i.e. donating $) someone like Kinzinger if it was a foregone conclusion a dem couldn’t win anyway.

There is a place for principled conservatism in American democracy. It’s just too bad we don’t see it anymore, and haven’t in a long time.

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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3716 "2021-03-01T15:54:50Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> Kinzinger left that church when he was twenty, so I think a lot of his strength comes from him being a cult survivor. It’s also probably why his family is so nasty to him and that letter is a good exhibit as to why cults love Trump.

One thing I absolutely despise is how so many elected officials are really just playing out their personal family/upbringing psychodrama in their politics and legislating. This goes for both sides, although like so much else, it is deeply asynchronous.

At least he sounds like he’s going in the correct direction, although I don’t think he’s got a future in office.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3717 "2021-03-01T16:05:23Z")

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This is a great riff on what I was _absolutely positive_ was an SNL sketch that I had missed:

https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?height=240&width=426&share_id&href=https://www.facebook.com/LarryGoldings/videos/522879262012905/

If anybody has time, and would be willing to help me find my dog today, he couldn’t stand _Sailor Sabol’s_ egregious Geneva Accords violations to this poor tune.

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**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3718 "2021-03-01T17:37:42Z")

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> [@Icarus](#):
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> This goes for both sides, although like so much else, it is deeply asynchronous.

? “Asymmetrical”?

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**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3719 "2021-03-01T17:55:38Z")

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I wonder why CPAQ wasn’t held at a Trump property?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3720 "2021-03-01T18:08:15Z")

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I’m sure it has something to do with $$, i.e., trump making as much as possible or suffering as little loss of it as possible.

ETA: Also, maybe he didn’t trust those uncouth thugs not to trash his personal stuff. Trashing the gummint’s stuff is okay. Or maybe Melania put her stiletto-heeled foot down and said, “NO FUCKING WAY are we letting those criminals in here!”

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**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3721 "2021-03-01T18:10:04Z")

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This is cheaper. It is easier to stiff someone else’s employees

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3722 "2021-03-01T18:14:24Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> What is great about that painting is the number of people in it who are now considered part of the swamp…

I’m sure the plan is to airbrush out anyone who gets thrown under the bus by Trump. Sort of like what [Stalin did during his purges.](https://www.openculture.com/2017/08/long-before-photoshop-the-soviets-mastered-the-art-of-erasing-people-from-photographs-and-history-too.html)

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**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3723 "2021-03-01T18:19:19Z")

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I’m going to be polite here.

Not everyone can sing acapella. The singer had a good timber to her voice; each phrase kept to the same key. Her problem was in the transitions between the phrases. Well, until the end, then she just couldn’t find a key. I’m sure she’s a fine soloist with accompaniment.

But, please, know your limitations, especially when you are going in front of a NATIONAL AUDIENCE!

I’ve sang the anthem. Acapella. Very well. I hate hearing poor versions, or versions where the singer is obviously trying to show off their own voice (eg - Whitney Houston). I applaud anyone who tries, especially youths. I abhor professional events where it is done like crap.

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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3724 "2021-03-01T18:33:44Z")

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That’s the word I was looking for!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3725 "2021-03-01T19:45:18Z")

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> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
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> I’m going to be polite here.
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> Not everyone can sing acapella. The singer had a good timber to her voice; each phrase kept to the same key. Her problem was in the transitions between the phrases. Well, until the end, then she just couldn’t find a key. I’m sure she’s a fine soloist with accompaniment.
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> But, please, know your limitations, especially when you are going in front of a NATIONAL AUDIENCE!
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> I’ve sang the anthem. Acapella. Very well. I hate hearing poor versions, or versions where the singer is obviously trying to show off their own voice (eg - Whitney Houston). I applaud anyone who tries, especially youths. I abhor professional events where it is done like crap.

I agree with you. The SSB is a difficult song under the best of circumstances, and it’s easy to go astray when singing acappella. So for a high-profile national event, you have to make sure to pick someone who can do it. I have years of singing experience and I wouldn’t do it under those circumstances on my own. I don’t know whether the story that Ms. Sabol’s father is a major GOP donor is true, or whether they just wanted some young spark from the party to perform (she’s apparently a college freshman), but it did not come across well for her or for the organizers.

Tbh, though, I’m not a big fan of the whole “soloist sings the anthem” thing anyway. It’s everyone’s anthem; for all these events they should just get a small brass band for accompaniment and make the attendees sing.

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Tbh, though, I’m not a big fan of the whole “soloist sings the anthem” thing anyway. It’s everyone’s anthem; for all these events they should just get a small brass band for accompaniment and make the attendees sing.

Yeah, but any time something like that happens, my wife elbows me if I try to sing along. I’ve sang for a number of youth events (and one boxing tournament). Most of the time, I say “Please join me in singing The National Anthem”

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**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3727 "2021-03-01T20:11:35Z")

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Has a “Francis Scott Off Key” joke been offered up yet ?

If not, then … may I ?

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**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3728 "2021-03-01T20:52:58Z")

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It was in the youtube comments, but it’s a good one!

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**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/3729 "2021-03-01T20:54:06Z")

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Okay. This is what she _meant_ to do:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/KwtckJegUNg/maxresdefault.jpg "CPAC National Anthem - pitch corrected") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwtckJegUNg)

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