# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140 "2020-06-22T07:01:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5741 "2021-06-19T13:27:20Z")

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But wait! It gets better–

> **[Texas empties prison to prepare to detain immigrants arrested during...](https://www.texastribune.org/2021/06/17/immigration-prison-border-jail/)**
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> The prison — Dolph Briscoe Unit in Dilley — will have capacity for about 1,000 people.

Greg is certainly consistent. He is following ~~in the footsteps~~ the slime trail left by his hero Donald Trump.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5742 "2021-06-19T13:52:44Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> But wait! It gets better–
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> [Texas empties prison to hold detained immigrants | The Texas Tribune](https://www.texastribune.org/2021/06/17/immigration-prison-border-jail/)
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> Greg is certainly consistent. He is following ~~in the footsteps~~ the slime trail left by his hero Donald Trump. -

From the link.

> Officials have not yet started detaining immigrants in the facility, but it will have capacity for about 1,000 people.

That’s not even trying. I’ll bet they could cram 10,000 in there.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5743 "2021-06-19T18:33:49Z")

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The candidates for Mayor of New York were asked what things they would ban. Ben Shapiro got butt hurt that none of them said they would ban crime.

> <https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1405874241514442754>
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> Sam Raskin @samraskinz

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5744 "2021-06-19T21:00:43Z")

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Pretty sure crime is already banned, unless he is suggesting actually banning crime, as in nothing is illegal?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5745 "2021-06-20T02:20:48Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> The candidates for Mayor of New York were asked what things they would ban. Ben Shapiro got butt hurt that none of them said they would ban crime.

I’m not all that familiar with Ben Shapiro. Has he always been a fucking moron, or is this a relatively new thing? I mean, this was a really dumb thing to post.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5746 "2021-06-20T02:33:42Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> I’m not all that familiar with Ben Shapiro. Has he always been a fucking moron, or is this a relatively new thing? I mean, this was a really dumb thing to post.

Posting incredibly stupid “Gotchas!” is pretty much his stock in trade.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5747 "2021-06-20T02:53:16Z")

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Newsmax anchor says he was glad his commanders and commander and chief were white when he was in the Army, because otherwise it would have hurt his morale. Even Newsmax is concerned about his posts.

> **[Newsmax Anchor's Latest Tweets Were So Bad Even The Far-Right Network Is...](https://www.comicsands.com/greg-kelly-newsmax-racist-tweets-2653376998.html)**
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> Newsmax anchor Greg Kelly has come under fire for two tweets by even the ultra-conservative, far-right network he works for.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5748 "2021-06-20T02:54:29Z")

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A woman who has been pushing the Italygate theory that Italian satellites were used to change the vote, claims that a house she was interviewed in was hers. It wasn’t.

> **[Head of firms that pushed ‘Italygate’ theory falsely claimed VA mansion was...](https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/559276-woman-whose-two-firms-pushed-italygate-theory-falsely-claimed/)**
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> A woman who heads two firms that pushed an election fraud conspiracy theory known as “Italygate” falsely claimed a mansion in Virginia was her home, The Washington Post reported.&nbs…

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5749 "2021-06-20T03:40:43Z")

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The US might get taken over by these people.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5750 "2021-06-20T20:32:01Z")

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The Jim Wright guy (the private citizen in FL, not the dude from TX) shared with us a wonderful lightbulb-person series-of-tweets. I do not have twitter, so I am not bothering to link to it (if it is even still up), but it went like

> [@Matt Rosendale (@RepRosendale)](#):
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> I voted against a bill that could make Juneteenth National Independence Day a federal holiday. One of 14 Republicans to do so.
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> The legislation is the culmination of decades of efforts by 5he Left to prevent unashamed celebrations of our national story, heritage and history.
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> Their intent is to replace the Fourth of July with this new day, one that will inevitably focus on America’s darkest moments.

Yes, apparently freeing the slaves was among America’s darkest moments. Presumably Mr. Matt is one of those people who use words like “d\_\_ky”.

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**Author:** ![Tride](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tride/32/13907_2.png) [@Tride](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tride)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5751 "2021-06-20T22:08:00Z")

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Makes me question living in Montana. What a turd.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5752 "2021-06-21T18:25:13Z")

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> **[Critics denounce Greg Abbott and Dan Patrick’s “invasion” rhetoric on...](https://www.texastribune.org/2021/06/17/greg-abbott-dan-patrick-el-paso-invasion-immigration/)**
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> “If people die again, blood will be on your hands,” U.S. Rep. Veronica Escobar, D-El Paso, wrote in a tweet.

Immigrants’ blood on their hands? That’s a feature not a bug. Hell, it’s a plank in the party platform.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5753 "2021-06-21T19:48:06Z")

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I can see his point to some extent in that the immediate reaction upon hearing the story of Junteenth for the first time isn’t so much, “Yay slaves freed!”, as it is “Jesus fucking Christ, it took them two years to find out!”

Of course just because the origin of the holiday is a bit downer isn’t a reason not to included as a calendar. Memorial day and Veterans day aren’t exactly built on sunshine and rainbows. As well as the fact that counter to his claim no one is suggesting scrapping the 4th of July.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5754 "2021-06-21T20:02:59Z")

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The party platform is, literally, “Do what Trump wants.”

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5755 "2021-06-21T20:04:18Z")

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Slaves in the parts of the Confederacy that were not controlled by the Union Army were not freed by the Emancipation Proclamation.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5756 "2021-06-21T21:37:34Z")

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At the beginning of the pandemic, Loser Donald floated the idea of imprisoning covid patients in Guantanamo.

> **['Breathtaking stupidity': Trump critics stunned by his 'genocidal' plan to...](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-2653476153/)**
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> According to a bombshell report in the Washington Post, Donald Trump suggested shipping Americans infected with COVID-19 to Guantánamo as the pandemic began to spread across the United States.Based upon the book "Nightmare Scenario: Inside the Trump...

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5757 "2021-06-21T22:08:42Z")

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I realize this likely isn’t “new” but it’s still pretty Pubbie. Sorry if it’s very old news, I only learned about it today. [Our Origin – No Left Turn](https://noleftturn.us/about-us/)

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5758 "2021-06-21T22:12:57Z")

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You make it sound like there is a war coming.

Like… every single one of us should have packed “Go-Bags” with clothes and MREs ready to throw into a car on two minutes notice for when the ‘Mentally Deranged’ attack.

I post here ( and elsewhere ) in the hope that this is never the case.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5759 "2021-06-21T22:47:01Z")

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Go-bags aren’t really a bad idea in general.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/5760 "2021-06-21T22:59:10Z")

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**Breathtaking Stupidity**.  
That’s a DumpsterFire feature, not a bug. Everything from his moronic attitudes toward the armed forces, his actions as a compromised agent friend of Putin and Russian oligarchs, total backwards understanding of trade and tariffs, racism, obliviousness to industrial practices, disdain for the environment, … just so much shit, I can’t drag it all up.

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