# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140 "2020-06-22T07:01:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6483 "2021-07-27T01:40:31Z")

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The pillow guy is now saying that Biden and Harris will both resign on August 13th and Loser Donald will be president again, because nobody ever read Article II of the Constitution to him.

> **['I'm serious!' Mike Lindell claims Joe Biden will 'resign' on Aug. 13](https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-joe-biden-resign/)**
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> MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell speculated this week that President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris will resign on the morning of August 13.
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> Lindell told Real America's Voice host Steve Bannon that he came to this conclusion after speaking...

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6484 "2021-07-27T02:15:16Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I can anecdotally say that there must have been some kind of strong cold virus going around in late 2019 - that December I got an infection where I all but lost my voice for a week, my sinuses were inflamed and putting pressure on my face, and I was having the kind of aggressive coughing fits I usually only get when my asthma is acting up. When covid reared its head, I thought I must have had it because it’s very rare for me to get that sick, but I got an antibody test when they became available and it came up negative

Interesting. I was also very sick for about five weeks around Christmas 2019. I had the Sore Throat from Hell – like razor blades in my throat every time I swallowed. I lost my voice for three weeks. I attended the Christmas Eve service in solidarity with my choir, but I could only mouth the words. I went to a Doc in the Box and they gave me antibiotics, but there wasn’t any particular diagnosis.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6485 "2021-07-27T02:43:28Z")

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Rand Paul has sent a criminal referral to the DOJ for Dr. Fauci.

> **[Rand Paul sends official criminal referral on Anthony Fauci to DOJ](https://thehill.com/changing-america/well-being/prevention-cures/564803-rand-paul-sends-official-criminal-referral-on/)**
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> Sen. Paul means business.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6486 "2021-07-27T02:46:52Z")

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George P Bush went all Individual 1 supporter despite his new idol having savaged his good ol dad, Jeb. But Individual 1 endorsed P’s opponent in the Texas primary for AG.

> **[Trump endorses Ken Paxton over George P. Bush in Texas attorney general race](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/trump-endorses-ken-paxton-over-george-p-bush-texas-attorney-n1275099)**
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> Bush, whose family has roots in the state and the Republican Party, had been angling for Trump's backing.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6487 "2021-07-27T03:01:45Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> The pillow guy is now saying that Biden and Harris will both resign on August 13th and Loser Donald will be president again, because nobody ever read Article II of the Constitution to him.

Why does anyone give the mentally ill pillow guy any airtime? He’s basically the crazy dude who yells at passers by on the street corner.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6488 "2021-07-27T03:03:27Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Why does anyone give the mentally ill pillow guy any airtime?

Because he’s pretty much the only person willing to pay Tucker Carlson for ad time at this point?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6489 "2021-07-27T06:27:11Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Why does anyone give the mentally ill pillow guy any airtime? He’s basically the crazy dude who yells at passers by on the street corner.

Because the pillow guy is successful in business, which right-wingers like. Crazy dudes who yell at passers-by on the street may collect a few coins in the hat at their feet, but they’re not inventors and innovators, who have done well enough in business to afford to buy airtime. Right-wingers respect that, and so are willing to listen to what the pillow guy says; they don’t respect the crazy dude on the corner, who has invented and innovated and contributed little to nothing to the economy.

Because of all that, right-wingers feel that the pillow guy is a voice to be listened to, Never mind that if the pillow guy had not invented his pillow, he’d be just another crazy dude on the corner.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6490 "2021-07-27T12:48:15Z")

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Of course, the only reason the pillow guy has sold pillows is not because his pillows are in the least innovative, but just because he’s really good at yelling crazy things on the streetcorner in his advertisements.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6491 "2021-07-27T13:06:02Z")

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I tried to watch Tucker last night, but it seems he’s off “fishing.”

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6492 "2021-07-27T13:26:25Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> George P Bush went all Individual 1 supporter despite his new idol having savaged his good ol dad, Jeb. But Individual 1 endorsed P’s opponent in the Texas primary for AG.

Wow! Trump really does love and like a son!

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6493 "2021-07-27T14:07:25Z")

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i had the same thing around chrismas 2019, had the antibody test as well. negative for covid, so just really bad head cold.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6494 "2021-07-27T14:12:26Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I can anecdotally say that there must have been some kind of strong cold virus going around in late 2019

> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> I was also very sick for about five weeks around Christmas 2019.

> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> i had the same thing around chrismas 2019

Obviously, Smapti was the first case of Covid-19 in North America. It was transmitted to ThelmaLou via the Dope, who then passed it on to rocking\_chair. This was, of course, before we started masking up while posting and spraying our keyboards with Lysol.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6495 "2021-07-27T14:58:09Z")

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DAMN! I’m going to enclose my laptop (and my kindle) in some kind of medical-grade plastic (if there is such a thing) while wearing surgical gloves and an N95 mask. This is dangerous!

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6496 "2021-07-27T20:33:58Z")

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I forget, was George P the one that had all the pro-Trump can koozies printed up?

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6497 "2021-07-27T22:37:49Z")

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Yep, he’s the one.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6498 "2021-07-27T23:44:16Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> George P Bush went all Individual 1 supporter despite his new idol having savaged his good ol dad, Jeb. But Individual 1 endorsed P’s opponent in the Texas primary for AG.  
> [Trump endorses Ken Paxton over George P. Bush in Texas attorney general race](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/trump-endorses-ken-paxton-over-george-p-bush-texas-attorney-n1275099)

Oh, how Donald _does_ love humiliating Bushes.

(As well as other “mainstream” Republicans such as Romneys.)

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6499 "2021-07-27T23:46:56Z")

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It just kills me that I flubbed my joke and I didn’t even get around to editing it. Damned distractions.

Anyway…

‘Wow! Trump really does love GP like his own sons!’

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6500 "2021-07-27T23:54:39Z")

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> [@SwissMan](#):
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> > [@Sherrerd](#):
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> > Off-topic a bit, but I’ve always wondered why Jon Stewart’s 2004 take-down of Carlson—which sidelined Carlson for a good decade, until he started to resurge when the prime-time slot on Fox opened up—can’t be replicated
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> In 2004, Tucker was trying to be part of the mainstream. Nowadays, he is playing solely to people who display the personality traits of cult members. They aren’t going to listen to any critics of their dear leader and will reject any information that puts him in a bad light out of hand.

Yes, that does ring true.

Also, Stewart’s take-down was part of his criticism of a _CNN_ show, not a Fox show—CNN being more likely to respond to such sentiments, assuming Stewart spoke for many (and he did). CNN’s subsequent lack of support for the Carlson version of _Crossfire_ did a lot of the work of sidelining that I implicitly attributed to Stewart.

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> > [@Sherrerd](#):
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> > Yeah. For me it’s the smug self-satisfaction that annoys.
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> Also OT a bit, but have you noticed they all look like that? Carlson, Hannity, Gaetz, Cawthorn, Jordan, DeSantis, Gosar, they all have the most self-entitled, weenie-like punchable faces! You can clock one almost without even hearing him speak.
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> Come to think of it, MTG looks like that, too, so it’s not gender-specific.

You’re right about all that. I’d say it ties in with the audience’s need for authoritarian-level “certainty”. Those who crave a bully to follow will always expect that bully to project confidence. They expect that the bully will assert possession of Absolute Truth.

The concept of acknowledging grey areas, or of admitting to having less than perfect knowledge, fills that audience with fear and anxiety.

So those who aspire to be the bullies admired by that audience will also aspire to a know-it-all, superior-to-those-Others demeanor. To us it looks stupidly–even ludicrously–smug and smarmy.

But to the right-wing audience, it’s reassuring and comforting.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6501 "2021-07-28T01:19:03Z")

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Twitter has suspended eight accounts for passing on false information about the Arizona “audit”. One of the accounts is the official audit’s account.

> **[Twitter Permanently Suspended Eight Accounts That Had Been Promoting...](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/sarahmimms/twitter-suspends-audit-accounts-trump)**
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> One of the accounts was the official Twitter for Arizona’s ongoing audit.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/6502 "2021-07-28T01:44:10Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> You’re right about all that. I’d say it ties in with the audience’s need for authoritarian-level “certainty”. Those who crave a bully to follow will always expect that bully to project confidence. They expect that the bully will assert possession of Absolute Truth.

You know, you’re onto something here.

Your explanation comports with my own observations about the need for certainty among those who desire authoritarian leaders but I hadn’t put it together with The Look, as you did. Very interesting hypothesis!

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