# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140 "2020-06-22T07:01:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 368
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7372 "2021-09-24T06:54:17Z")
But since everyone knows the Cyber Ninjas couldn’t be trusted, doesn’t that mean Trump did win? ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7373 "2021-09-24T09:10:07Z")
That’s what I was thinking! They’ll use this error finding as proof of errors and now they’re gonna do every state. It’s going to take until 2050 for them to get done though. Just please keep sending that money. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7374 "2021-09-24T12:31:02Z")
> [@OttoDaFe](#): > > But since everyone knows the Cyber Ninjas couldn’t be trusted, doesn’t that mean Trump did win? Yup. We are in opposite world. Just like the libruls keeping republicans from getting a vaccine using reverse psychology, or mind rays, or something… ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7375 "2021-09-24T13:03:50Z")
Aw geez… reverse psychology mind rays are the _worst_… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7376 "2021-09-24T13:04:43Z")
Are you sure they’re not the best? ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7377 "2021-09-24T13:23:25Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Aw geez… reverse psychology mind rays are the _worst_ … > [@Mr.Greenjeans](#): > > Are you sure they’re not the best? Well now I’m convinced they’re just average! ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7378 "2021-09-24T13:32:44Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Yup. We are in opposite world. Just like the libruls keeping republicans from getting a vaccine using reverse psychology, or mind rays, or something… But isn’t there a special vaccine that protects you from mind rays? Oh wait. Maybe I’m thinking of tinfoil hats. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7379 "2021-09-24T13:35:50Z")
Injecting bleach directly into your temple will keep the mind rays from influencing your brain. Shhh…, don’t tell the Republicans, we don’t want them learning this secret. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7380 "2021-09-24T13:36:29Z")
The UV light in your rectum will keep your mind of rays. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7381 "2021-09-24T14:21:49Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > They show that not only did Biden win, but that he won by more votes than the official count. What pisses me off is that the entire fraudit was entirely on the taxpayer’s dime. If only there was a way to make the senate republicans, who ordered the thing, pony up. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7382 "2021-09-24T14:50:16Z")
> [@The\_Librarian](#): > > The UV light in your rectum will keep your mind of rays. Tan ass, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7383 "2021-09-24T14:53:25Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Tan ass, anyone? Is anal tanning right for you? ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7384 "2021-09-24T14:54:21Z")
Dammit. I just got done with anal bleaching. I can’t keep up any more. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7385 "2021-09-24T15:11:36Z")
And the ivermectin will keep heartworms out of your ass, too. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7386 "2021-09-24T15:20:07Z")
Just in case anyone needs to be reminded that it’s all about the grift. I clicked some random link on a conservative website entitled “Democrats Throw Yet Another Tantrum over President Trump”. The link went to this “advertorial”. I found it hysterical, is there anything these fools won’t buy to “own the libs?” Well, it’s better than donating money in order to find some extra Arizona votes for Biden, I guess. > **[Conservativens](https://www.conservativens.com/optin1631821650253)** ETA - In case you are wondering, the _coin_ is free but the shipping and handling is expensive. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7387 "2021-09-24T15:38:23Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > Just in case anyone needs to be reminded that it’s all about the grift. > > I clicked some random link on a conservative website entitled “Democrats Throw Yet Another Tantrum over President Trump”. > > The link went to this “advertorial”. I found it hysterical, is there anything these fools won’t buy to “own the libs?” Well, it’s better than donating money in order to find some extra Arizona votes for Biden, I guess. > > [Conservativens](https://www.conservativens.com/optin1631821650253) > > ETA - In case you are wondering, the _coin_ is free but the shipping and handling is expensive. - That almost reads like a parody. From the order page: > **URGENT UPDATE : 09-24-21: Due to overwhelming demand for this product, your shipment might be delayed up to 10 days.** I’m surprised it’s not two weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7388 "2021-09-24T15:43:05Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > From the order page: > > > **URGENT UPDATE : 09-24-21: Due to overwhelming demand for this product, your shipment might be delayed up to 10 days.** > > I’m surprised it’s not two weeks. Well, if that’s 10 BUSINESS days, it is two weeks! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7389 "2021-09-24T15:50:29Z")
[Supplies are limited](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMf_4-doa2I). ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7390 "2021-09-24T15:57:57Z")
_These coins are hot property and it’s **impossible** to know how many are left._ We just can’t count that high without taking off our shoes and socks. It’s impossible, I tell you! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7391 "2021-09-24T15:58:35Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > These coins are hot property So…stolen? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140.md?page=367) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140.md?page=369)