# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140 "2020-06-22T07:01:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7552 "2021-10-04T18:06:35Z")

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> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
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> Far far far more likely is “Aw, man, I was just trying to intimidate her into sleeping with me”, and the LEOs say OK and walk away.

“Oh, is _that_ all?”

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7553 "2021-10-04T18:10:37Z")

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> [@Icarus](#):
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> What I don’t get is why he would need to intimidate anyone into sleeping with him? I mean, I get all tingly just looking at him.

So does Spiderman, I imagine.

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7554 "2021-10-04T18:12:49Z")

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I’m sorry, but I have to acknowledge the elephant in the room.

“Trashelle”?

That poor girl.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7555 "2021-10-04T18:20:02Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> To get numbers like we’re getting, the rural people have to be going out of their way to try to deliberately get infected.

Rather like you really have to go out of the way to get [your girlfriend] pregnant by not using a rubber.

Stupid is as stupid does.

> [@silenus](#):
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> I want a study that tells me that x Republicans in Ohio have died of Covid.

[Troi] I sense schadenfreude in this one. [/T]

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7556 "2021-10-04T19:31:46Z")

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> [@DoctorJ](#):
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> I’m sorry, but I have to acknowledge the elephant in the room.
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> “Trashelle”?
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> That poor girl.

I was gonna say. Her life must have been a pure misery growing up. Who does that to a kid?

No wonder she donates to Republicans.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7557 "2021-10-04T20:00:53Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> Several other people “reassured” Odom that “Corey always acts like this.”

Oh, so there is nothing to worry about. There is nothing unusual about this particular instance. Its just a personal quirk of his that he tries to intimidate women into sleeping with him. Don’t take it personally.

No that doesn’t make it better it makes it much much worse.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7558 "2021-10-04T21:17:46Z")

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True, my hypothetical does depend on finding cops who actually care about things like rape. And about holding politicians that they probably agree with accountable for anything. So, OK, pretty long odds.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7559 "2021-10-04T22:04:49Z")

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More Pandora Papers have leaked concerning international financial hijinks. The Guardian said the files provided evidence that South Dakota now rivalled opaque jurisdictions in Europe and the Caribbean for financial secrecy.

The documents reveal almost $360 billion in customer assets are sitting in trusts in South Dakota, some of it tied to offshore-based people and companies accused of human rights abuses and other wrongdoing, it said. State officials declined to comment to the paper.

> **[Factbox: Key findings of leaked Pandora Papers on offshore wealth](https://www.reuters.com/world/key-findings-leaked-pandora-papers-offshore-wealth-2021-10-04/)**
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> A group of news organisations has released the following main findings after reviewing what it describes as a massive leak of confidential financial records revealing assets held offshore by politicians and public officials worldwide.

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**Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7560 "2021-10-04T23:50:58Z")

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There is a lieutenant colonel who disobeyed orders by continuing to post on facebook posts and videos during the Afghanistan withdrawal criticizing leadership and how we need to take down the system. He is now being disciplined and in military prison.

Pro-Trump people decided to fundraise on his behalf and have raised $2M. Pro-Trump media and politicians have used his situation to bash Biden. Trump and his son have used his name to bash Biden and the “woke” generals too.

Now the lieutenant colonel has irked the Pro-Trump faction by writing on his facebook account that he dislikes Trump for dividing the country. That he would rather be in jail for the rest of his life than seek Trump’s help. That he neither needs nor wants it. He wrote to Trump’s son to shut up and stop using his name, called Michael Flynn a liar and while he did not mention the current president, it seems his favorite president is George HW Bush and his second favorite is Bill Clinton.

Some of these Trump fans have lost it in his comments section. Quite funny to read.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7561 "2021-10-05T03:06:43Z")

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“I never thought the conservative would grab _my_ pussy”, said the woman that supported the Pussy-Grabbing Conservative Party.

Sorry, I couldn’t resist. I’m very glad she went to the cops instead of just complaining to the campaign and letting them brush it under the rug. I hope she gets justice.

I’m wondering if it was a pattern, something they did a lot. Target an attractive young woman at a low level MAGA event, invite her to exclusive event _as long as she comes alone_, seat her next to whatever Trump crony has his eye on her and crudely seduce her.

And I wonder how often it works, how many star-struck Trump groupies screw the acolyte in the hope of making it into the inner circle. I’m getting a little speculative here, but if that does happen, that’s cult style sexual abuse.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7562 "2021-10-05T04:24:29Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> Target an attractive young woman at a low level MAGA event, invite her to exclusive event _as long as she comes alone_ , seat her next to whatever Trump crony has his eye on her and crudely seduce her.

I would say try and set up a sting with somebody wearing a wire but there some things even a prostitute won’t do. “You want me to let _who_ paw at me? That’ll be five times my going rate, sugar-- no, _ten_, Ten times what I get from a regular john.”

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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7563 "2021-10-05T12:33:37Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> I’m wondering if it was a pattern, something they did a lot. Target an attractive young woman at a low level MAGA event, invite her to exclusive event _as long as she comes alone_ , seat her next to whatever Trump crony has his eye on her and crudely seduce her.
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> And I wonder how often it works, how many star-struck Trump groupies screw the acolyte in the hope of making it into the inner circle. I’m getting a little speculative here, but if that does happen, that’s cult style sexual abuse.

To be fair, that’s been a standard playbook for Rich/Powerful Men + Hot Young Thing since the dawn of time. And dare I say - both sides…

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7564 "2021-10-05T12:49:21Z")

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> [@Icarus](#):
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> To be fair, that’s been a standard playbook for Rich/Powerful Men + Hot Young Thing since the dawn of time. And dare I say - both sides…

Yeah, that’s pretty much found across all demographics where men have power and influence.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7565 "2021-10-05T13:25:10Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Yeah, that’s pretty much found across all demographics where men have power and influence.

And if you’re not good-looking enough to be a movie star, and not athletic enough to be a sports star, you go into politics, where even a troll can find groupies.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7566 "2021-10-05T13:33:13Z")

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That’s hard to do, as who you voted for is not listed on the death certificate. I suppose if someone was really committed, they could look up all the deaths, and then look up what party they were affiliated with, but that’s at best, a rough estimate. Many who live in red areas tend to vote in the Republican primaries, as that’s often the only time we actually have a choice on a candidate. I’m currently registered with the Democrats, mostly to support a friend who has been running for office, but for most of the primaries I’ve registered as a Republican.

Breaking it down geographically, based on what areas tended to vote what way, is about the best you can do.

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**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7567 "2021-10-05T14:15:31Z")

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> [@DoctorJ](#):
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> “Trashelle”?
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> That poor girl.

I bet her name is pronounced like Rachelle but with a “T” so “Trayshelle”.

At least I hope so.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7568 "2021-10-05T14:26:49Z")

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> [@mistymage](#):
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> I bet her name is pronounced like Rachelle but with a “T” so “Trayshelle”.

I’m thinking “Tra-SHELL”.

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7569 "2021-10-05T16:23:04Z")

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I’m thinking \ ***Trashelle, Trashelle** : _A young girl’s strange, erotic journey from Leipzig to Lewandowski…"_

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7570 "2021-10-05T17:19:51Z")

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I’ll wait for the Broadway musical.

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/7571 "2021-10-05T17:29:38Z")

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The FBI this morning raided the offices of the NYPD Sergeants’ union.

> **[FBI raids NYPD sergeants' union headquarters](https://www.ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/news/2021/10/05/fbi-sba-raid)**
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> The FBI made an early morning visit to SBA headquarters.

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