# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140 "2020-06-22T07:01:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8455 "2021-11-18T16:54:04Z")

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> [@Crane](#):
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> Yeah, and the could hire Rittenhouse mother for their PR person.

At a minimum, she could drive him to work.

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**Author:** ![Crane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crane/32/3495_2.png) [@Crane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crane)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8456 "2021-11-18T16:54:55Z")

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She coulda brung him to work

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8457 "2021-11-18T17:35:03Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Matt Schlapp says that PBS is insane and should be defunded because Sesame Street introduced an Asian American muppet.

Schlapp Schlapp Schlapp Schlapp Schlapp Schlapp Schlapp Schlapp Schlapp

> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Also there’s a new McNaughton painting out-visit at your peril.

This guy makes Thomas Kinkade look like a Dutch Master.

I’m just imagining the tonnage of shat bricks we’d have if some artist depicted Obama in military garb.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8458 "2021-11-18T19:06:59Z")

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De Santis aid blames the Rothschilds for the country of Georgia introducing vaccine passports. You’d think they’d be busy with all that space lasers starting forest fires business they’re involved in.

> **[‘Conspiracy nuts’: DeSantis is in the hot seat after his aide gets caught...](https://www.salon.com/2021/11/18/desantis-in-hot-seat-after-top-aide-pushes-anti-semitic-conspiracy-theory_partner/)**
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> Long before anti-Semitic conspiracy theorists became obsessed with billionaire Democrat George Soros, they were obsessing over the Rothschild family and their firm Rothschild & Co. — which has been around since 1810. Christina Pushaw, a...

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8459 "2021-11-18T19:08:17Z")

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Republican candidate for Senate from Oklahoma says Fauci should be tried for mass murder, and that Kyle Rittenhouse is an American hero being wrongly persecuted.

> **[Jackson Lahmeyer Says Anthony Fauci Is 'A Mass-Murderer' While Kyle...](https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/jackson-lahmeyer-says-anthony-fauci-is-a-mass-murderer-while-kyle-rittenhouse-is-an-american-hero/)**
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> Jackson Lahmeyer, a MAGA pastor who has launched a primary challenge against Republican Sen. James Lankford of Oklahoma, has begun hosting a nightly

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8460 "2021-11-18T19:08:18Z")

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I don’t know what Gaetz is thinking. Doesn’t he want someone on his team who likes sex with teenage girls? Rittenhouse likes to punch them.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8461 "2021-11-18T19:20:16Z")

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Speaking of murderers:

> **[House Removes Paul Gosar From Anime And Manga Committee](https://www.theonion.com/house-removes-paul-gosar-from-anime-and-manga-committee-1848083868)**
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> WASHINGTON—Stripping the Republican representative from one of the most powerful and influential committees in Congress, the U.S. House of Representatives voted this week to remove Paul Gosar from his assignment on the Anime and Manga Committee....

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8462 "2021-11-18T19:21:01Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> I don’t know what Gaetz is thinking. Doesn’t he want someone on his team who likes sex with teenage girls? Rittenhouse likes to punch them. -

Ya gotta subdue 'em somehow. /s

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8463 "2021-11-18T19:46:12Z")

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> [@Matt Gaetz](#):
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> “We may reach out to him and see if he’d be interested in helping the country in additional ways.”

“In additional ways”? 🤨

How has he helped the country thus far?

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8464 "2021-11-18T19:48:12Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> How has he helped the country thus far?

He has served as an example of how stupid our gun laws are.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8465 "2021-11-18T20:01:03Z")

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I should have been more clear: What does Matt Gaetz think that Rittenhouse has done for the country thus far?

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**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8466 "2021-11-18T20:07:16Z")

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Shot some dirty liberal commies.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8467 "2021-11-18T21:39:03Z")

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That’s how I read it.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8468 "2021-11-18T22:56:43Z")

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Matt Gaetz is the biggest troll in the world.

He thinks he’s so clever and amusing. I think he’s an asshole.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2021, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8469 "2021-11-19T14:31:04Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> I should have been more clear: What does Matt Gaetz think that Rittenhouse has done for the country thus far?

He’s dominated the news cycle for a week, giving cover to all the other stupid shit the Republicans are doing.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2021, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8470 "2021-11-19T17:35:06Z")

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Here’s a stupid Republican idea. I say they go for it - it will drive a LOT of Democrats to get out and vote in the mid-term elections. “Do you want to see Trump as Speaker of the House of Representatives? No? THEN GET OUT AND VOTE.”

> **[Meadows slams McCarthy and suggests Trump should be elected speaker if...](https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/18/politics/mark-meadows-trump-house-speaker/index.html)**
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> Former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows blasted House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy's leadership style on Thursday, suggesting that if Republicans win control of the House next year, the party should install former President Donald Trump as...

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8471 "2021-11-19T18:27:12Z")

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In before: Republicans start talking about Order of Presidential Succession and hinting about Second Amendment solutions.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2021, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8472 "2021-11-19T20:32:22Z")

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Montana state legislator says that gays that get beat up are just suffering the consequences of their “perverse lifestyle”.

> **[GOP lawmaker says gays who get beat up are getting “normal consequences” for...](https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2021/11/gop-lawmaker-says-gays-get-beat-getting-normal-consequences-perverse-lifestyle/)**
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> Montana Sen. Theresa Manzella said LGBTQ people "play the protected class card" when they get beat up for holding hands in public...

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2021, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8473 "2021-11-19T21:26:48Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> “Do you want to see Trump as Speaker of the House of Representatives? No? THEN GET OUT AND VOTE.”

Democrats who rarely vote: "What’s a speaker of the house?

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2021, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/8474 "2021-11-19T21:38:46Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> “Do you want to see Trump as Speaker of the House of Representatives? No? THEN GET OUT AND VOTE.”

Now, I’m not saying I want to see Trump as Speaker of the House, but I am saying, if this were to happen, I’m going to enjoy the spectacle of him trying to get this bunch of do-nothing idiots he’s cultivated to actually do something.

I’ll probably start an over-under for how long it will take Empty Greene to declare him a “RINO crypto-commie”.

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