# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140 "2020-06-22T07:01:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9258 "2022-01-01T17:07:51Z")

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[quote=“Railer13, post:9233, topic:911140”]

> **[Donald Trump Jr jokes that Ghislaine Maxwell could die ‘next week or so’](https://sports.yahoo.com/donald-trump-jr-jokes-ghislaine-004419488.html)**
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> ‘Too soon? Nah, it’s never too soon for a pedos \[sic\] or their enablers,’ says the former president’s son

‘Too soon? Nah, it’s never too soon for a pedos [sic] or their enablers,’ says the former president’s son

Um…wasn’t dear old Dad a hang-out bud of Jeffrey’s?

Dan

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9259 "2022-01-01T17:23:42Z")

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No prob. It bears repeating.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9260 "2022-01-01T18:14:43Z")

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Latest conspiracy theory: Betty White died because she just got her booster shot.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9261 "2022-01-01T18:22:53Z")

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Of course; had nothing to do with the fact she was 99…

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9262 "2022-01-01T18:23:03Z")

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I’m going to have to watch “Donovan’s Brain” again.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9263 "2022-01-01T19:38:39Z")

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"Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

– The Red ~~Queen~~ Governor

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9264 "2022-01-01T20:16:04Z")

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I guess the Colorado fires are somehow Biden’s fault, amirite?

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9265 "2022-01-01T20:19:39Z")

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According to one of my Facebook “friends” everything bad that’s happened in this country since January has been Biden’s fault.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9266 "2022-01-01T20:32:35Z")

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That would be January 20 **17** correct?

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9267 "2022-01-01T20:38:23Z")

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According to him, anything bad that happened in this country between January 2017 and January 2021 was either the fault of the libtard left or misreported by the Fake Media.

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**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9268 "2022-01-01T20:56:29Z")

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Let’s not leave out “The Deep State.”

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9269 "2022-01-01T21:07:07Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> 'Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
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> – The Red ~~Queen~~ Governor

Perfect.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9270 "2022-01-01T21:48:00Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> I guess the Colorado fires are somehow Biden’s fault, amirite?

Those Jewish space lasers changed their aim. They’re gonna change them to cold-lasers and hit Texas next. You saw it here first.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9271 "2022-01-01T23:29:16Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> I guess the Colorado fires are somehow Biden’s fault, amirite?

I saw a Facebook Friend posting about how they “Survived the tornadoes **again** ” (emphasis added), from which I can only conclude that Biden personally used the weather control machines to turn the tornadoes around to take another pass at my friend’s house, that bastard!

Trump would have hit the house on the first pass. Typical DemoRat waste of tax money!

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9272 "2022-01-02T02:37:33Z")

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> [@EllisDee](#):
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> > [@DesertDog](#):
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> > 'Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
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> > – The Red ~~Queen~~ Governor
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> Perfect.

Actually, it was the White Queen who said that.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9273 "2022-01-02T02:40:07Z")

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Red = White, these days.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9274 "2022-01-02T03:51:41Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> Actually, it was the White Queen who said that.

That doesn’t fit, though. You buy the joke you buy the premise.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9275 "2022-01-02T05:26:29Z")

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In the case of Derp State v Deep State, the Supreme Court ruled that …

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9276 "2022-01-02T05:31:56Z")

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Breitbart is bemoaning the fact that 15 border patrol agents died in 2021, without pointing out that 13 of them died from covid.  
They did point out, thought, that two died from vehicle accidents.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/9277 "2022-01-02T14:28:28Z")

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