# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140 "2020-06-22T07:01:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1146 "2020-10-07T01:14:56Z")

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Those darn old people who don’t want to die of COVID are just neurotic and selfish!

> <https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1313553163354624006>

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**Author:** ![SwissMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@SwissMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwissMan)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1147 "2020-10-07T02:04:25Z")

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Kinda like a tweet I saw Patton Oswalt send out earlier this year:

“Republicans in 2010: OBAMA WANTS TO KILL YOUR GRANDMA!”

“Republicans in 2020: Look, Grandma has to die so we can all go to the mall.”

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1148 "2020-10-07T15:37:38Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I’ve also seen “The buck stops…somewhere else.”

Surely with Trump, it would be “The buck stops in my wallet”?

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1149 "2020-10-07T16:50:46Z")

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A grand jury in Tyler County, TX has indicted Netflix for promoting and showing the movie Cuties.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1150 "2020-10-07T18:25:08Z")

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Yep, stupid idea and little more than political theater.

As first amendment lawyer and scholar Eugene Volokh notes, that case is probably going nowhere fast.

> **[Indictment of Netflix Under Texas Child Pornography Law Probably Won't Go...](https://reason.com/volokh/2020/10/06/indictment-netflix-under-texas-child-pornography-law-probably-wont-go-anywhere/)**
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> Netflix has apparently been indicted in Texas (see below) under the Texas child exploitation statute, based on the alleged "depict\[ion...

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1151 "2020-10-07T18:48:15Z")

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> [@mhendo](#):
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> Yep, stupid idea and little more than political theater.

Nothing like using the criminal justice system for political gain. Assholes.

But you’d never see this kind of thing among real, powerful Republicans. No way head prosecutor would attempt to drop charges against someone just because that person is a friend of the highest ranking politician in the country. Nope. Because Republicans are about law and order and put justice before politics.

Again. Assholes.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1152 "2020-10-07T19:38:42Z")

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Yeah, that’s really stupid. After all the falderall about that movie I decided to watch the trailer and see what the big deal was all about. First of all, from all the criticism, I thought it was some sort of documentary about the sexualization of children. Turn’s out it’s a feature, in French, about tween girls dancing their troubles away. Who gives a shit? Seems to me anyone looking to this film to find child pornography is looking a little too hard for child pornography.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1153 "2020-10-07T19:47:02Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Seems to me anyone looking to this film to find child pornography is looking a little too hard for child pornography.

Seems to be a trait with the Cross Clutchers.

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**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1154 "2020-10-07T20:09:47Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> , I thought it was some sort of documentary about the sexualization of children. Turn’s out it’s a feature, in French, about tween girls dancing their troubles away

While it’s not a documentary, the sexualization of women figures prominently. These young girls are trying to figure out where their own sexuality fits in. It’s a fascinating and troubling look, and the camera is unflinching. And it makes the audience members confront their own notions of how we view women by seeing these behaviors in girls.  
Some of the scenes, taken out of context, border on graphic, and could be seen as titillating.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1155 "2020-10-07T20:25:30Z")

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According to Fox News, the Trump campaign is suspending advertising in Ohio and Iowa, because they’re so far ahead there in the polls, there is no need to spend any more money.

Right. Cool story, bro.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1156 "2020-10-07T20:25:31Z")

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Back when I was a baby prosecutor (decades ago), I had the … joyous … job of meeting with the public on Friday’s after court call. Anyone from the public could make an appointment (or walk in and wait) to talk with a prosecutor about charges they wanted to bring. There were more than a few neighbor .v neighbor bickerings and stores wanting me to do the collection on bad checks that they accepted. But on occasion, we’d get something original.

One Friday I got to meet members of the Woman’s council of one of the local evangelical churches. Their leader (I don’t remember her name, but I’d guess it was Karen) wanted me to bring charges against the local Barnes and Noble for selling child pornography/obscenity. The book? Our Bodies Ourselves.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1157 "2020-10-07T20:26:53Z")

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> [@mikecurtis](#):
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> Some of the scenes, taken out of context, border on graphic, and could be seen as titillating.

\<Evangelical Pervert… “That movie gave me a boner! I should sue someone!”

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1158 "2020-10-07T20:29:22Z")

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DeSantis has given the Dolphins authority to play before a full 65,000 seat stadium, but the team is saying they’re sticking with 13,000 fans.  
[https://www.si.com/nfl/2020/10/07/dolphins-keep-capacity-home-games-ron-desantis-decision](https://www.si.com/nfl/2020/10/07/dolphins-keep-capacity-home-games-ron-desantis-decision)

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1159 "2020-10-07T20:29:36Z")

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Awesome.

I’m pretty tired of seeing ads for his dumbass.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1160 "2020-10-07T22:58:07Z")

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Susan Collins accuses Sara Gideon of the impossible – “defaming my reputation and attacking my integrity”

> **[Susan Collins lets loose with her career on the line](https://www.politico.com/news/2020/10/07/susan-collins-maine-campaign-426815)**
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> The centrist Maine Republican is in growing danger of being swept out on an anti-Trump tide.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1161 "2020-10-08T00:06:49Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> Back when I was a baby prosecutor

You prosecuted babies? 😉

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1162 "2020-10-08T00:08:53Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> > [@Hamlet](#):
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> > Back when I was a baby prosecutor
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> You prosecuted babies? 😉

There are people whose job that quite literally is, working at this moment on the southern border of this nation.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1163 "2020-10-08T00:50:16Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> > [@Hamlet](#):
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> > Back when I was a baby prosecutor
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> You prosecuted babies? 😉

Illegal pooping. Spitting up without a license. Noise ordinances. Attempted murder by sleep deprivation.

There are some bad babies out there.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1164 "2020-10-08T04:32:04Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> There are some bad babies out there.

![](https://media.tenor.com/images/26fb3756fd8d8f3a09b180f859ac86b5/tenor.gif)

😃

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1165 "2020-10-08T08:19:12Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Susan Collins accuses Sara Gideon of the impossible – “defaming my reputation and attacking my integrity”

Hard to attack something that doesn’t exist.

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