# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140 "2020-06-22T07:01:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2020, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/103 "2020-07-03T14:37:45Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> I find it disturbing that this quote got hashed and would like to make it absolutely clear that the statement is not my own words but those of a fuckwad whom I was quoting.

Sorry, still figuring out the quote function.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2020, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/104 "2020-07-03T15:21:52Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> As Arizona explodes with plague, one Congresscritter representing part of the state [has this to say](https://www.axios.com/andy-biggs-coronavirus-task-force-trump-1389f3f4-d443-460e-8233-8a162b74eb21.html):

I’m not in Biggs’ district but when I looked at a map of Arizona’s congressional districts I saw the border was awfully close. Zooming in I discovered it was a quarter-mile east of my address. 😬

I’m not looking forward to redistricting.

Yesterday, a guy on the radio pointed out that new COVID cases the day before in Arizona (pop. 7-million) exceeded new cases in the entire EU (pop. 446-million).

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2020, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/105 "2020-07-03T16:22:13Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> As Arizona explodes with plague, one Congresscritter representing part of the state [has this to say](https://www.axios.com/andy-biggs-coronavirus-task-force-trump-1389f3f4-d443-460e-8233-8a162b74eb21.html):

> [@Akaj](#):
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> In other words: Let’s fire the people who have been right all along because they’re a distraction from the people who have been wrong all along.
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> Can’t see any problem with that.

Yeah, the people who have been right just make the rest of us look bad! Don’t need any more of **that**! And BTW stop testing and FFS stop _reporting_ the number of cases-- that really makes us dumbshits look bad.

[/sarcasm, irony, in case anyone has any doubts]

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/106 "2020-07-05T02:19:19Z")

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# [Kansas newspaper’s post equates mask mandate with Holocaust](https://apnews.com/f1cb4583752e02f4984b19ec9c3e7363)

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> A weekly Kansas newspaper whose publisher is a county Republican Party chairman posted a cartoon on its Facebook page likening the Democratic governor’s order requiring people to wear masks in public to the roundup and murder of millions of Jews during the Holocaust.
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> The cartoon on the Anderson County Review’s Facebook page depicts Gov. Laura Kelly wearing a mask with a Jewish Star of David on it, next to a drawing of people being loaded onto train cars. Its caption is, “Lockdown Laura says: Put on your mask … and step onto the cattle car.”
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> The newspaper posted the cartoon on Friday, the day that Kelly’s [mask order](https://governor.kansas.gov/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/20200702093130003.pdf) aimed at stemming the spread of the coronavirus took effect. It’s drawn several hundred comments, many of them strongly critical. Dane Hicks, the paper’s owner and publisher, said in an email to The Associated Press that he plans to publish the cartoon in the newspaper’s next edition Thursday.
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> Kelly, who is Catholic, issued a statement saying, “Mr. Hicks’ decision to publish anti-Semitic imagery is deeply offensive and he should remove it immediately.”
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> But Hicks said in an email that political cartoons are “gross over-caricatures designed to provoke debate” and “fodder for the marketplace of ideas.”
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> “The topic here is the governmental overreach which has been the hallmark of Governor Kelly’s administration,” he said.
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> As for the cartoon’s reference to the Holocaust, Hicks said critics of President Donald Trump have compared him to Adolf Hitler, and, “I certainly have more evidence of that kind of totalitarianism in Kelly’s actions, in an editorial cartoon sort of way, than Trump’s critics do, yet they persist in it daily.”

🤨

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**Author:** ![SwissMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@SwissMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwissMan)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/107 "2020-07-05T02:52:28Z")

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I guess Godwin’s Law applies in the print journalism world too.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/108 "2020-07-05T15:17:12Z")

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> **[Ector County GOP censures Abbott over executive power amid coronavirus, state...](https://www.texastribune.org/2020/07/04/ector-county-coronavirus-texas-censure-greg-abbott/)**
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> The developments came two days after Abbott announced an executive order requiring Texans to wear masks in most public places.

> …The Ector County vote came two days after Abbott took one of his most sweeping executive actions yet, requiring Texans in most public places to wear masks. For months, Abbott has used his executive authority aggressively to respond to the pandemic, forcing hospitals to suspend elective surgeries, ordering Texans to stay at home in April except for essential activities, and shutting down certain businesses — and then reopening them before COVID-19 cases surged. Texas is now one of the nation’s epicenters for the virus.
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> Perry [wrote Saturday](https://www.facebook.com/ElectCharlesPerry/posts/10158737136709515? __xts__ %5B0%5D=68.ARAWAQpVvfaVlmcSSvQEr01S-pVnMpttuZI-9--eUh7Hh-95HzCTs5Wkze9JOpN1jlxs3yQl-CVUn7QvhPok0Si_3SRkFp3jJr5cGCGFhuzbV8VhzfYPfmgtlJC0OvRBJGEaePN-hqw9OUg0xq9gEeUwcidhl3bMZWy0-HiTkL8pAQFIAqduPxEl17gtahWO-sacP1W8ybfJFKzc2naZvdYW_nd9lfCx0hiUmC5-8fqLy_i2dQ_cmvIVOniaYhyAy9M7dgI-2FNVx3zxl905yXI6V960t0rvb-8uUkoXOTzyZEWPDWGb5HXn-egcTcV2VmeHRk_bQ1uvRbED& __tn__ =-R) on Facebook that he is “deeply concerned about the unilateral power being used with no end in sight.”
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> “This is why I urge Governor Abbott to **convene a special session to allow the legislature to pass legislation** and hold hearings regarding the COVID-19 response,” Perry said. “It should not be the sole responsibility of one person to manage all of the issues related to a disaster that has no end in sight.”

My bold.

Right. Let’s delay action on this. The building is on fire, but we need to convene the legislature and vote on whether to douse it with water. In fact, let’s **hold hearings** on whether to douse it with water. Maybe they should just amend the Texas Constitution. After all, it only has 507 amendments so far.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/109 "2020-07-05T15:34:23Z")

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Didn’t Abbott also forbid TX municipalities to require masks in public? Quite a turnaround. But I bet Ector County didn’t think _that_ was an overreach.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/110 "2020-07-05T20:24:25Z")

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> **[Mississippi Election Commissioner Complains That 'Blacks' Are Registering to...](https://www.theroot.com/mississippi-election-commissioner-complains-that-black-1844271802)**
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> An election commissioner in Mississippi claims her intent wasn’t to be racist despite posting on Facebook that she was concerned because “the Blacks” are having lots of voter registration events.

“…Welch also defended herself by saying she had meant to make the comment in a private message, which additionally undercuts her meaningless excuse that she didn’t intend for her post to seem racist.”

Well, see, a private message. Makes it all better. Excuse me for being found out.

From the message contents; she seems to note a difference between Mississippians and Black Mississippians. Hmmmm.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/111 "2020-07-05T23:06:39Z")

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Florida congressional candidate KM Miller says, via Twitter, that [Beyonce is actually an Italian woman pretending to be black, that her lyrics contain coded messages about her attending a Satanic church in Alabama, and that she and Patti Labelle are part of a Soros-backed plan to make Obama president for life.](https://mobile.twitter.com/KwCongressional/status/1279562816324763648)

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/112 "2020-07-05T23:16:08Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> [Mississippi Election Commissioner Complains About Black Voters](https://www.theroot.com/mississippi-election-commissioner-complains-that-black-1844271802)
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> “…Welch also defended herself by saying **she had meant to make the comment in a private message,** which additionally undercuts her meaningless excuse that she didn’t intend for her post to seem racist.”
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> Well, see, a private message. Makes it all better. Excuse me for being found out.
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> From the message contents; she seems to note a difference between Mississippians and Black Mississippians. Hmmmm.

I bet everyone in her friends list is shitting themselves and praying that nobody ever finds out that she intended it as a private message for them…

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/113 "2020-07-05T23:20:17Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Florida congressional candidate KM Miller says, via Twitter, that [Beyonce is actually an Italian woman pretending to be black, that her lyrics contain coded messages about her attending a Satanic church in Alabama, and that she and Patti Labelle are part of a Soros-backed plan to make Obama president for life.](https://mobile.twitter.com/KwCongressional/status/1279562816324763648)

Just for fun I pretended to hear that in Jason Mensoza’s (the Good Place) voice.

The meanness didn’t feel resonant, but the disconnect from reality sure did.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/114 "2020-07-05T23:26:44Z")

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Y’all should scroll down and see the other things he’s been saying…

> [@KW Miller For Congress (FL-18)](#):
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> You all do know that Beyoncé’s song “Formation” was a secret coded message to the globalists I certainly hope?
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> The song clearly admitted that she was demonic and that she worshipped in the Satanist churches located in Alabama & Louisiana.
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> She keeps Satanist symbols in her bag.

> [@KW Miller For Congress (FL-18)](#):
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> Patti LaBelle is another Illuminati globalist puppet.
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> 1991: “I’m under your spell. I don’t want to break free. You can make a slave out of me. I worship you and nobody else. I pledge my love to you forever.”
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> Who was she professing this to? Moloch? Lucifer? Who?

He be cray cray yo. Cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Taitched in the head. That man ain’t right.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/115 "2020-07-05T23:28:52Z")

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Yet it was the current occupant of the White House who said he’d take a look at being dictator for life.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/116 "2020-07-05T23:29:45Z")

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“The globalists”, huh? Gee, I wonder what group he might be referring to there.

I really can’t wait until the republican party gets its comeuppance.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2020, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/117 "2020-07-05T23:39:14Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> He be cray cray yo. Cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Taitched in the head. That man ain’t right.

Florida Man, Florida Man…

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2020, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/118 "2020-07-06T01:07:26Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> “The globalists”, huh? Gee, I wonder what group he might be referring to there.

Why, the New York Globalists hockey team, of course.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2020, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/119 "2020-07-06T01:30:31Z")

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[Jon McNaughton suggesting a new addition to Mt. Rushmore.](https://jonmcnaughton.com/trump-rushmore/)

For those that can’t tolerate ipecac, this will induce vomiting just as well.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2020, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/120 "2020-07-06T01:37:12Z")

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In fairness, he’s an “Independent” candidate, not a Republican (guess he’s too wacko even for them…) and the District (Florida’s 18th) has been a bit of a battleground as both Republicans and Democrats have held the seat recently, so I suspect both parties will have money and time invested here. Guess the poor guy had to do something to be noticed…

ETA: Just read a little of his campaign bio–his influential book is “Atlas Shrugged” by Any Rand. Draw your conclusions as you will.  
Press on.

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2020, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/121 "2020-07-06T02:04:28Z")

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Heh. If the Democratic Party is smart, they slip the guy a little on the side to keep him in the race. I mean, you have to think that every vote for him is a vote that didn’t go to the GOP candidate, right?

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2020, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/122 "2020-07-06T03:39:40Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> [Jon McNaughton suggesting a new addition to Mt. Rushmore.](https://jonmcnaughton.com/trump-rushmore/)
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> For those that can’t tolerate ipecac, this will induce vomiting just as well.

Russian TV broadcast a picture of Individual 1’s picture on Rushmore.

> **[Moscow Has a Field Day With Trump’s Fireworks at Mt. Russia-More](https://www.thedailybeast.com/moscow-has-a-field-day-with-trumps-fireworks-at-mt-russia-more)**
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> Kremlin-controlled media continue to flatter the American president they sometimes call their “agent.” But they know he’s in trouble, and the Putin bromance is on ice for now.

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