# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140 "2020-06-22T07:01:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1906 "2020-11-18T13:58:13Z")

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Mmmm…well I hadn’t thought of that. Maybe Cenk Uygur could down a few shots of whiskey before his show, rip off his shirt, and start screaming about the lizard people and anti-globalists on his shows from now on.

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**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1907 "2020-11-18T19:42:40Z")

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I may have been a little harsh to **eschereal** and I apologise for my tone, but not for the content.  
I take name changes very seriously. Sometimes a person changes their name for work. Sometimes it’s in celebration (adoption, marriage). And sometimes it’s to leave an emotionally painful chapter of their life behind. Whatever reason, it’s usually done with sober consideration and worthy of our respect.  
Would you disrespect a friend by capriciously using their old name? Would you continue to call a women who has gotten out of an abusive relationship by her married name? Would you deadname a transgendered person? Then why do it to someone in the public eye?  
It is a fact that the man started his life with a different name and since he went on to public prominence that fact is deemed significant. But to actually call him by his old name (a name, I repeat, he never used himself) is nothing but disrespectful.  
His name is Gerald Rudolph Ford.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1908 "2020-11-18T20:35:15Z")

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> [@mikecurtis](#):
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> Would you disrespect a friend by capriciously using their old name?

It’s a very Republican thing to do. See: Barry Soetoro.

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1909 "2020-11-18T21:41:57Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> So we have the Proud Boys, nazis, assorted white supremacists1

I call 'em the Q Klucks Klan

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1910 "2020-11-18T21:45:29Z")

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The right wingers are flocking to Parler because it claims to support free speech. But they’re banning liberals all over the place. They also demand personal information, such as phone numbers, photos of driver’s licenses, and SSNs.

> **[Conservatives are flocking to a new 'free speech' social media app that has...](https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/conservatives-flock-free-speech-social-media-app-which-has-started-n1232844)**
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> Many of Parler's users have voiced their disapproval of how mainstream platforms such as Facebook and Twitter moderate content.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1911 "2020-11-18T21:54:37Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> They also demand personal information, such as phone numbers, photos of driver’s licenses, and SSNs.

What could possibly go wrong?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1912 "2020-11-18T22:13:04Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> They also demand personal information, such as phone numbers, photos of driver’s licenses, and SSNs.-

Oh, that should work out really well. 🙄

I got here late…

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1913 "2020-11-18T22:21:10Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> They also demand personal information, such as phone numbers, photos of driver’s licenses, and SSNs.

Not to worry. They only demand your SSN if you join their ‘influencer network.’

Whatever the fuck that is.

[https://legal.parler.com/documents/privacypolicy.pdf](https://legal.parler.com/documents/privacypolicy.pdf)

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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1914 "2020-11-18T22:25:07Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> They also demand personal information, such as phone numbers, photos of driver’s licenses, and **SSNs**

My Australian right-wing friends are going to be soooo disappointed…

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1915 "2020-11-18T22:34:41Z")

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Doesn’t banning, well, anyone, put them on shaky legal ground? As I understand it, if you don’t moderate any content on your network, then you can call yourself a “common carrier”, and not be held liable for, oh, say, incitements to violence: You didn’t take them down because you don’t take anything down. But as soon as you moderate anything at all, you lose that status, and can be held legally liable for whatever you host.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1916 "2020-11-18T22:38:47Z")

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What if you are a Sov Cit, and don’t believe in any of that Govt ID bull?

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1917 "2020-11-18T23:17:53Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> > [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> > They also demand personal information, such as phone numbers, photos of driver’s licenses, and SSNs.
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> What could possibly go wrong?

Makes it a bad platform from which to fling death threats around. There’s that.

(ETA: I wonder how many parlerers will actually be stupid enough to fling death threats from their new free speech haven?)

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1918 "2020-11-18T23:23:18Z")

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Its a way for people with a large social media presence to monetize their influence by selling endorsements.

So they might have a post about Evil Biden rays that turn your babies gay, along with the statement that only Reynolds brand aluminum foil can keep them out, along with a link that will give them credit for any sale of Reynold’s wrap purchased by one of their followers.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1919 "2020-11-18T23:23:22Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> (ETA: I wonder how many parlerers will actually be stupid enough to fling death threats from their new free speech haven?)-

I wonder how many will be stupid enough to give their real phone numbers and SSNs?

> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> the statement that only Reynolds brand aluminum foil can keep them out-

Along with a template and instructions for making the foil into a hat.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1920 "2020-11-18T23:25:11Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> I wonder how many will be stupid enough to give their real phone numbers and SSNs?

I wonder if the Parler admins make any serious attempt to verify any of the sign-up information that people give.

(Someone, please try it so I don’t have to.)

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1921 "2020-11-18T23:46:18Z")

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Just so we’re clear, parler is composed people who are perfectly happy to give up their SS# and drivers license information to a perfect stranger, but object to the burden or including a special character in their passwords.

If I was an identity thief I know where I would start hunting.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1922 "2020-11-18T23:51:10Z")

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I would assume that the illusion of free speech on _Par-lay_ will mean people will share their plans for illegal activity…

…with “HeilAshley” and “Unicorn88” (those are FBI agents posing as coeds); and “RightIsMight” (she’s a DEA field supervisor).

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1923 "2020-11-19T00:13:12Z")

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> **[Justice Dept. Plans 3 Executions Before Biden’s Inauguration (Published 2020)](https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/18/us/politics/executions-death-penalty-biden.html)**
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> The Trump administration is continuing to carry out capital punishment for federal crimes even though President-elect Joseph R. Biden Jr. has signaled he will reverse the policy.

> WASHINGTON — In the final weeks of President Trump’s term, his administration intends to execute three inmates on federal death row, the last scheduled executions by the Justice Department before the inauguration of President-elect Joseph R. Biden Jr., who has signaled he will end federal use of capital punishment.
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> Since July, when it resumed carrying out the death penalty after a 17-year hiatus, the Trump administration has executed seven federal inmates. Weeks before Mr. Biden is sworn in, the three inmates face the prospect of being the last federal prisoners to die by capital punishment for at least as long as he remains in office.  
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Maybe Donnie plans to leave the bodies in the Oval Office as a welcome wagon gift?

Not intending to start a discussion of the death penalty. Just pointing out the in-your-face-ness of this gesture.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1924 "2020-11-19T03:57:41Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Maybe Donnie plans to leave the bodies in the Oval Office as a welcome wagon gift?

The other day the song _Hey Man Nice Shot_ by Filter came on. It’s kind of an old song now, and if you don’t know it, the lyrics are about the very public suicide of Pennsylvania state treasurer R. Budd Dwyer in 1987.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/eJ6Z502koK4/maxresdefault.jpg "Hey Man Nice Shot") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ6Z502koK4)

Anyway, it brought up the morbid thought of Donald Trump sitting in the Oval Office on 19 January, making a speech to the nation and at the end of his rant, he’ll say “You will never get me out of this White House” and then he blows his brains all over the place.

We’d have to demolish the whole building, IMO.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-1/911140/1925 "2020-11-19T05:14:01Z")

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