NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Senator Todd Young of Indiana:
“President Biden’s failed border policies reach all the way to Indiana. In Fort Wayne, an illegal immigrant was arrested for attempting to sell a fully automatic handgun and evading police. More here:”
He then linked to a news article which says that the arrest occurred in 2020. Gee, who was President then?

Obviously, they not reach all the way north to Indiana, but back in time as well.
Which is why we should not strengthen the borders, but also stop flux capacitor generators.

Someone needs his diaper changed because the British Open isn’t at his golf course and also wants you to know that all the other golf courses are haters and losers.

That is pathetic. That’s not one of your trump parodies is it? I hope for dotard’s sake that it is.

Katie Hopkins, one of Individual 1’s favorite Brits, flew to Australia to appear (alongside Caitlyn Jenner) on Celebrity Big Brother. She said on social media that she was going to violate Australia’s lockdown rules by “lying in wait” for hotel workers to deliver food to her room so she could open the door “naked with no face mask”.
She’s been kicked off the show and deported from Australia.

being discussed here

Sadly, no.

When are these dolts going to add more irrefutable facts to their tweets like, “Women! Smoke and vacuum yourself thin!” :roll_eyes:

Despite Trump’s efforts, the Open was last at Turnberry in 2009, five years before he bought it. Clearly all the “great players, sportscasters, and golf aficionados” know something different about which courses are “greatest”.

Venues are already selected through 2024 (St Andrews, Royal Liverpool and Royal Troon for 2022-2024), but good luck getting Turnberry chosen for future Opens now, Donald.

Is he really a “many-time Club Champion”?

Well, he’s championed hitting people with clubs. Many times.


tl;dr: They make worst-case scenarios out of liberal ideas, inflame fear in voters, and make liberals look like they’re hiding something when they try to deny something that never existed.

The headline of that article is obviously incorrect. It says:
Trump won 0 of the 18 golf championships he claims he has, book says.

That should be 20 not 18. Which means he won two more than all the games he played. Now THAT’S what we call golfing! Or lying… take your pick. He excels at one of them. :roll_eyes:

I think that Turnberry has been removed from consideration for future Opens. From an article: In a brief statement, R&A chief executive Martin Slumbers said that he won’t bring The Open back to Trump-owned Turnberry “in the foreseeable future.”

I’d assume that’s subject to change if Turnberry changes owners. Wouldn’t that be delicious, especially if it’s part of a fire sale of assets because of hefty taxes and fines?

Look, when your stroke count is twice as high as the next player, they give you two trophies. Everyone knows this is how golf works!

Always a fun rewatch.

“I used to be into sports. Then I realized I could buy trophies.”

“And Time Magazine covers.”