# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 100
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1982 "2022-05-12T20:32:12Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > And we have a Louisiana state representative who fondly remembers his forty (40) daughters still getting into his lap There is a real difference between having 40 daughters and having 2-3 daughters in their 40s. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1983 "2022-05-12T22:36:57Z")
Alleged “pro-life” “Christians” Greg Abbott and Troy Nehls declare that babies should starve to death if their parents are “illegal”. > > ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1984 "2022-05-12T22:39:03Z")
Tomi Lahren thinks college students are eating foods so they can barf on her. “I spoke at University of Tennessee a few days ago and experienced a new leftist “tactic.” These liberal freaks on campuses are now gorging themselves on watermelon and refried beans in an attempt to barf on conservative speakers. Yes. You read that correctly. Good lord!” > ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1985 "2022-05-12T22:43:41Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > “watermelon and refried beans” “Hello, Chipotle? I’d like one large order of conservative conspiracy delusion with side orders of anti-Black and anti-Hispanic racist stereotypes, please.” ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1986 "2022-05-12T22:54:58Z")
Did she ever consider that maybe _she’s the reason_ they started throwing up ? ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1987 "2022-05-13T00:32:47Z")
Marjorie Taylor Greene (yes, I know she has her own thread, but this is still a stupid idea embraced by Republicans in addition to Marge) scolds a reporter for asking about something happening in a part of the world important to US security. Because it’s not actually _ **in** _ the USA: > ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1988 "2022-05-13T04:56:26Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > “Hello, Chipotle? I’d like one large order of conservative conspiracy delusion with side orders of anti-Black and anti-Hispanic racist stereotypes, please.” . . . with extra syrup of ipecac, please. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1989 "2022-05-13T09:28:31Z")
More likely that anyone even vaguely left-wing will become nauseous at the sight of Tomi Lahren. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1990 "2022-05-13T09:43:33Z")
She’s my favorite right-wing talking head. She fills one of those “embarrassing crush” niches for me: loud, sorority-girl attractive. ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1991 "2022-05-13T11:12:02Z")
For me it’s Boebert, something about that whole pushy/dumb bowling alley vibe. ---
**Author:** ![Mikkel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikkel/32/13151_2.png) [@Mikkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikkel)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1992 "2022-05-13T16:57:14Z")
I thought of this one, though I don’t think he could get through a comicbook with so much text. > **[Daughter of the Wind (Yoko Tsuno): Leloup, Roger, Leloop, Roger: 9781905460946:...](https://www.amazon.com/Daughter-Wind-Tsuno-Roger-Leloup/dp/1905460945)** > > Daughter of the Wind (Yoko Tsuno) \[Leloup, Roger, Leloop, Roger\] on Amazon.com. \*FREE\* shipping on qualifying offers. Daughter of the Wind (Yoko Tsuno) ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1993 "2022-05-13T20:31:21Z")
I insist that all babies be required to provide two forms of ID before obtaining formula. That’s the only way to crack down on the rampant formula fraud that stole the past election from Orangeanus. And, and a long form birth certificate. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1994 "2022-05-13T21:25:11Z")
Next step is insisting all babies be required to provide two forms of **gummint-issued photo i.d.** before being born. That should fix everything. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1995 "2022-05-13T21:45:36Z")
Alex Jones yells at his listeners that they need to buy his merch to defend the country. > **[Alex Jones Screams At Viewers To Buy His Products, Tells Them It's 'Life And...](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alex-jones-screaming-viewers-products_n_627db291e4b0b74b0e816a36)** > > The Infowars host, who has lined his pockets by spreading fear and lies, said, "If you don’t support us, you’re helping the enemy." ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1996 "2022-05-13T22:01:33Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > . . . with extra syrup of ipecac, please. _Syrup of ipecac is an extra two dollars. Are you okay with that?_ ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1997 "2022-05-14T00:15:58Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Alex Jones yells at his listeners that they need to buy his merch to defend the country. That is, to use his words, infuriating. He is shouting about fighting against “the globalists” – by _supporting the Cheeto-faced ShitGibbon?_ ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1998 "2022-05-14T03:17:32Z")
Fellas, is it gay to have heterosexual intercourse with a woman? White nationalist Nick Fuentes says so. > **[‘Having sex with women is gay’: White nationalist praises involuntary celibacy](https://www.rawstory.com/nick-fuentes-gay/)** > > White nationalist livestreamer Nick Fuentes leaned on his homophobia as an excuse for why the young man is apparently having difficulty attracting women.Fuentes discussed being an incel, or involuntary celibate, on his video podcast.Fuentes... ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/1999 "2022-05-14T03:18:50Z")
Well, well, well; [this story does not say what the challenger’s party affiliation is](https://www.yahoo.com/news/georgia-man-challenges-eligibility-13-144642111.html), but I would not bet against it being Republican. The most amazing part of the law the twerp in question is taking advantage of is this: > Georgia empowers any voter in a county or municipality to challenge the qualifications of anyone else on the voter rolls. A sweeping election law passed last year specified that there is no limit on the number of people whose qualifications a single voter can challenge. Yeah. There was no intention whatsoever of such a law being used to disadvantage someone. And I really do not recall any voter registration laws to which I’ve been subject to (Tennessee, Georgia, Florida, California) requiring the address I put on the registration form match the USPS’s database. ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2000 "2022-05-14T04:14:37Z")
They say he’s gay because he’s never had a girlfriend, but it’s not true. He’s gay because he _loves cock_. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2001 "2022-05-14T04:15:38Z")
> [@DoctorJ](#): > > He’s gay because he _loves cock_ . With his attitude? I doubt he’d have any luck getting men to have sex with him either. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=99) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018.md?page=101)