# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2322 "2022-05-29T17:25:24Z")

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I’ve been face to face with feral hogs. They don’t charge you.

I mean, I guess they could do that.  
But in my experience they turn tail and run.

Your head shot should happen as they start rooting.  
They make so much noise in a group that they’ll never hear you.  
When they’re rooting for food they likely won’t smell you.

The dangerous time is if they start fighting amongst themselves.  
Mr. Wrekker says walk away from that as soon as you can.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2323 "2022-05-29T22:34:12Z")

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Marjorie Traitor Greene says Bill Gates wants to make us eat fake meat that was grown in a peach tree dish.

> <https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1531024532231839744?t=3aR-asXobnDyDWFYTFeFnA&s=19>

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2324 "2022-05-29T22:49:31Z")

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Is that because she is from Georgia? Everything there seems to have peach tree in everything in the state.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2325 "2022-05-29T22:52:12Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Marjorie Traitor Greene says Bill Gates wants to make us eat fake meat that was grown in a peach tree dish.

Shows what she knows. 🙄 That’s where the libs grow babies that they will murder when it suits them.

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**Author:** ![XOldiesJock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ec9cab/32.png) [@XOldiesJock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XOldiesJock)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2326 "2022-05-29T23:15:29Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> _Bill Gates wants to make us eat fake meat that was grown in a peach tree dish._

Seriously. A peach tree dish? Is this for absolute real? No audio editing or enhancements? If I hadn’t heard it with my own ears I wouldn’t believe an elected official could say something this stupid…and that’s saying a lot considering what the current crop is like.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2327 "2022-05-29T23:42:38Z")

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> [@XOldiesJock](#):
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> Seriously. A peach tree dish? Is this for absolute real? -

Everyone knows peas don’t grow on trees.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2328 "2022-05-30T00:06:15Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Everyone knows peas don’t grow on trees.

True, but for $5 she used to let guys give her a mouth-open shower in the back of the parking lot behind ‘Hooters’, right?

( Hey, there was a line to the Men’s room… )

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2329 "2022-05-30T00:18:40Z")

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> [@XOldiesJock](#):
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> If I hadn’t heard it with my own ears I wouldn’t believe an elected official could say something this stupid

She’s not _just_ stupid. IMO, she’s also mentally ill.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2330 "2022-05-30T00:25:33Z")

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Obvious mental illness is fashionable in the Republican party nowadays.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2331 "2022-05-30T00:36:29Z")

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> [@XOldiesJock](#):
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> Seriously. A peach tree dish? Is this for absolute real?

You’ve forgotten “gazpacho police” or “commander and chief” already? Her grasp on the English language is tenuous at best.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2332 "2022-05-30T00:40:49Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> That’s assuming you can make a clean head shot. I’ve shot rifles, but against a charging feral pig I’d want something that put out a wall of lead and hope nothing important was behind it.
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> Knowing this, I avoid areas where I might run into a feral pig.

Worrying about a feral hog attack is like worrying about getting struck by lightning. But, more people die from lightning than feral hogs. How effective is an AR against lightning? Do the projectiles draw away the bolts?

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**Author:** ![XOldiesJock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ec9cab/32.png) [@XOldiesJock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XOldiesJock)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2333 "2022-05-30T00:59:17Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> _She’s not just stupid. IMO, she’s also mentally ill._

Oh yeah, it’s plain to see in those feral eyes.

But who’s more disturbed? Her or the people who voted for her?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2334 "2022-05-30T01:12:42Z")

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> [@XOldiesJock](#):
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> Oh yeah, it’s plain to see in those feral eyes.
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> But who’s more disturbed? Her or the people who voted for her?

“Who’s the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?” – **Obi-Wan Kenobi**.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2335 "2022-05-30T04:03:50Z")

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Well, yeah…until he gets banned for life for cheating.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2336 "2022-05-30T04:12:28Z")

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Russia has professional golf and baseball?

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2337 "2022-05-30T09:43:37Z")

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“Planning to zap people inside their bodies”? She saw _Inner Space_ and thought it was a documentary, huh?

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2338 "2022-05-30T12:21:32Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> “Planning to zap people inside their bodies”?

It’s probably a feature of the micro chips in the vaccination or something.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2339 "2022-05-30T12:23:15Z")

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It’s all those miniature UV lights that get injected into you.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2340 "2022-05-30T12:41:31Z")

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Nah, they’re implanting micro-tasers in cheese to punish people for not eating healthy!

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2341 "2022-05-30T12:47:58Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> Nah, they’re implanting micro-tasers in cheese to punish people for not eating healthy! -

The cheese! It makes my mouth tingle!

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