# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2582 "2022-06-10T01:03:51Z")

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For the big GQP Foundation Breakfast in Georgia in a couple weeks, Malaprop Taylor Greene was recently announced as the headliner, further rivening what looks like a major schism between “somewhat older school” Republicans and the increasingly psychotic state party.

> **[Shunned by top officials, Georgia GOP pivots to Marjorie Taylor Greene](https://www.ajc.com/politics/politics-blog/shunned-by-top-officials-georgia-gop-pivots-to-marjorie-taylor-greene/LLULDBBC2NEEVMXHOXHGPUX3YI/)**
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> As Gov. Brian Kemp and other top Republicans distance themselves from the Georgia GOP, the state party is moving to the far right for a significant upcoming event.

So is a Foundation Breakfast like a National Prayer Breakfast?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2583 "2022-06-10T02:03:26Z")

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[Curious story about some person who](https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kb55b/qanon-postcard) mailed out a passel of postcards with a Q-ish message on them. The cards went to homes in parts of New Hampshire and Massachusetts using EDDM saturation: no addressing, just every door in the zips.

Who sent the card, at rather tremendous cost, is unclear, but the source managed to engage the email address on the cards in conversation, which included

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> When asked how much they spent on the campaign, the person responding to the email told VICE News they “spent a lot of money. More money than a crazy person has.”

I am not quite sure what that even means.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2584 "2022-06-10T02:36:36Z")

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Yeah, it sounds as though it’s trying to imply “Don’t suggest I’m crazy, because I have a lot of money so I must be sane and smart!”

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Supreme court justices should simply wear their sponsors logos on their robes, much like the cars in NASCAR do. It would simplify matters.

I remember saying that to my friends but about congresspersons and senatores way back in the mid-1970s. I wonder if I was the first to make that suggestion.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
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> [@eschereal](#):
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> When asked how much they spent on the campaign, the person responding to the email told VICE News they “spent a lot of money. More money than a crazy person has.”

Mr. Lindell, is that you?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2587 "2022-06-10T04:07:48Z")

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How long will it take before these idiots realize the rest of the world has noticed they have dropped all pretense long ago?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2588 "2022-06-10T05:47:45Z")

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Tomi Lahren attempts to lie about being receiving a mail-in ballot from CA despite moving away two years ago, gets called out by the LA County registrar.

> <https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1532745320215588864>

> <https://twitter.com/LACountyRRCC/status/1533174141179703296>

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2589 "2022-06-10T12:49:03Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > When asked how much they spent on the campaign, the person responding to the email told VICE News they “spent a lot of money. More money than a crazy person has.”
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> I am not quite sure what that even means.

I dunno - Howard Hughes had quite a bit of money.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2590 "2022-06-10T13:15:31Z")

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> [@SwissMan](#):
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> Don’t be dumb, be a smarty! Come and join the Grand Old Party!

That was “schtupid” not “dumb.” Scans better. Also, “schmarty” if you want to write dialect.

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2591 "2022-06-10T16:28:00Z")

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Oh yeah. I didn’t recognize him at first because they didn’t use his full name: Carl “Horse Porn” Paladino.

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2592 "2022-06-10T16:37:43Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Tomi Lahren attempts to lie about being receiving a mail-in ballot from CA despite moving away two years ago, gets called out by the LA County registrar.

To be fair, both statements are perfectly consistent with Lahren presenting evidence of fraud (committed by her).

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2593 "2022-06-10T16:53:45Z")

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> [@DoctorJ](#):
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> Oh yeah. I didn’t recognize him at first because they didn’t use his full name: Carl “Horse Porn” Paladino.

Should that be _Palomino_?

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2594 "2022-06-10T17:13:01Z")

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I can’t not read his name that way.

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2595 "2022-06-10T17:17:18Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Should that be _Palomino_ ?

Neigh.

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2596 "2022-06-10T17:18:13Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> > [@DoctorJ](#):
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> > Oh yeah. I didn’t recognize him at first because they didn’t use his full name: Carl “Horse Porn” Paladino.
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> Should that be _Palomino_ ?

No, Paladino is correct, he just misunderstood the purpose of the “Special Mount” he got at level 5:

##### Special Mount ([Sp](https://www.d20srd.org/srd/specialAbilities.htm#spellLikeAbilities))

Upon reaching 5th level, a paladin gains the service of an unusually intelligent, strong, and [loyal steed](https://www.d20srd.org/srd/classes/paladin.htm#thePaladinsMount) to serve her in her crusade against evil. This mount is usually a [heavy warhorse](https://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/horse.htm#warhorseHeavy) (for a Medium paladin) or a [warpony](https://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/ponyWar.htm) (for a Small paladin).

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2597 "2022-06-10T17:42:29Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Is she really this stupid or does she do it on purpose for the airtime and attention? If it is the first, I would seriously warn anyone from attending the U of Georgia.

Someone, somewhere, opined that she was dictating her tweets, and that the voice-to-text was coming up with these wonderful lines, and that MTG was either too lazy to check / correct, or possibly too stupid to know that they were wrong. I’m going for the too lazy, fully knowing that her constituency won’t know the difference, and probably think the “mondegreen” version is correct anyway.

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2598 "2022-06-10T17:48:36Z")

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> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
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> Someone, somewhere, opined that she was dictating her tweets, and that the voice-to-text was coming up with these

It was not text that she posted, it was a tweet containing video of her using her 2 minutes of House floor time. It was unmistakably “fragrantly”. Though, it is remotely conceivable that someone ginned up a pelagic fake that is indistinguishable from the original.

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2599 "2022-06-10T17:49:57Z")

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Only problem is the latest dipshit move was her going on a rant and she clearly states that her rights are being fragrantly violated. Not in a tweet.

I can certainly believe she is dictating her tweets since she probably has the spelling skills of a four year old. But, I’m guessing the dictation is pretty much spot on. The Gazpacho Police are investigating all her fragrant violations of the English language.

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> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
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> {…} mondegreen {…}

‘How dare you bring up that horible terorist attack in such a disrespectfull manor!’

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2601 "2022-06-10T17:59:50Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> such a disrespectfull manor!

Mar-A-Lago?

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