# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2602 "2022-06-10T18:00:07Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> …she clearly states that her rights are being fragrantly violated.

Well, that just stinks.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2603 "2022-06-10T18:09:01Z")

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That stench is from Bill Gates and his fake meat growing in the peach tree dish.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2604 "2022-06-10T18:17:50Z")

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Herschel Walker says there’s a mist you can walk through that will cure covid.

> **[Herschel Walker Asserts Questionable Claims of A 'Mist' That Kills COVID](https://www.blackenterprise.com/herschel-walkers-claims-of-a-mist-that-kills-covid-could-be-hurting-his-senate-campaign/)**
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> Herschel Walker is back in the hot seat amid his run to represent Georgia in the Senate thanks to a questionable "mist" he claims can kill COVID-19.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2605 "2022-06-10T18:26:18Z")

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Carla Sands, the former ambassador to Denmark under Individual 1, talking about high gas prices:  
"I’ve seen this before. In Denmark, middle class people can’t afford to drive a car. They have a bike and take the train for long trips. My embassy driver would bike an hour in the snow to get to work. That’s the future team Biden wants for Americans. Is this what you want?

> <https://twitter.com/CarlaHSands/status/1535091239246340104>
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> RNC Research @RNCResearch

She’s being ragged by Danes in the comments.

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2606 "2022-06-10T22:51:04Z")

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A Republican pastor running for Congress in South Carolina wants to execute Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham for wanting to take your guns; LGBT-affirming parents and teachers; furries; and trans people.

> **[MAGA Congressional candidate promises to “start executing people” who support...](https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/06/maga-congressional-candidate-promises-start-executing-people-support-lgbtq-youth/)**
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> "We should start putting some of those parents in jail for abusing their child’s minds... start executing people...

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2607 "2022-06-10T23:57:10Z")

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Do they get sent to camps first, before the executions begin? How does he propose to kill so many people - does he have some kind of solution for this problem that is final?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2608 "2022-06-11T01:03:47Z")

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No doubt he wants to be the kind of leader who makes the trains run on time. The boxcars, anyway.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2609 "2022-06-11T05:29:55Z")

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He seems to be suffering from the cog-dis affliction brought on by being a black Republican.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2610 "2022-06-11T06:38:27Z")

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There was a Q rally in Dallas today because JFK was supposedly coming back. Not JFK Jr., but JFK. Who would be 105.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2611 "2022-06-11T07:18:25Z")

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You left out the part where the Qargo Qult was expecting JFK to proclaim himself the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

> **[The JFK QAnon Cult Is Heading Back to Dallas for Another ‘Second Coming’](https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7v48d/the-jfk-qanon-cult-is-heading-back-to-dallas-for-another-second-coming)**
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> Michael Protzman, a QAnon influencer, has once again promised that JFK would reappear and reveal himself to the group.

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> More than seven months after the group first met in Dallas, it is heading back to the city this weekend after Protzman once again promised that JFK would reveal himself to the group, proving once and for all that he is, in fact, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Protzman has already checked into the Hyatt Regency, where hundreds of people gathered back in November.
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> “What started in Dallas ends in Dallas,” one member of a Telegram group linked to the cult wrote on Friday morning.
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> Earlier this week, Protzman, in hours-long audio chats on his Telegram channel, laid out what he predicted would happen this weekend. He told his followers that JFK would only reveal himself to those willing to travel to Dallas on Saturday. This would be followed by 10 days of darkness before JFK would finally reveal himself to the world.

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**Author:** ![Mikkel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikkel/32/13151_2.png) [@Mikkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikkel)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2612 "2022-06-11T09:51:27Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> She’s being ragged by Danes in the comments.

So she should, I am not even middle class, as a taxi driver in Copenhagen I make less, but I can afford a car anyway.  
Anyway we haven’t had much snow the last seven or eight years for her driver to bike through.  
And how is it Biden’s fault that the gas prices go up all over the world?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2613 "2022-06-11T11:01:36Z")

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> [@Mikkel](#):
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> And how is it Biden’s fault that the gas prices go up all over the world?-

I’d like to get an answer to this, too.

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2614 "2022-06-11T11:03:29Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> > [@Mikkel](#):
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> > And how is it Biden’s fault that the gas prices go up all over the world?-
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> I’d like to get an answer to this, too. -

INOKWTAD…A  
It’s Not OK When There’s A Democrat…Anywhere.

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2615 "2022-06-11T11:08:35Z")

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> [@Mikkel](#):
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> And how is it Biden’s fault that the gas prices go up all over the world?

This is standard for American Republican logical thought. It follows the recent “China released a virus (that affected the whole world) that would make Trump look bad and benefit American Democrats”.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2616 "2022-06-11T12:30:07Z")

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> [@Mikkel](#):
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> And how is it Biden’s fault that the gas prices go up all over the world?

> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> I’d like to get an answer to this, too.

Canadian conservatives would have us believe he sub-contracted the job to Justin Trudeau, a notion which at least has the benefit of being even stupider.

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2617 "2022-06-11T14:31:34Z")

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Canadian conservatives watch the American conservatives and say, “hold my beer”

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2618 "2022-06-11T15:35:46Z")

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Trudeau made my milk curdle, and turned my children into mice!

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2619 "2022-06-11T17:20:39Z")

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Matt Gaetz said that Jamie Raskin is unfit to serve in Congress because his son committed suicide and it “clouds his judgement”.

> **[AOC blasted Rep. Matt Gaetz for saying Rep. Jamie Raskin is 'unable' to serve...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/aoc-blasted-rep-matt-gaetz-054735575.html)**
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> Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defended Raskin, calling him a great Congressman, and said Rep. Matt Gaetz is a "bad haircut in a cheap suit."

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2620 "2022-06-11T17:55:46Z")

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I’m sure MG’s obsessing over where he can find his next piece of young tail might contribute more to cloudy judgement than anything.

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2621 "2022-06-11T21:21:12Z")

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In the “I Bet He Wouldn’t Say That To His Face” category, we have Dipshit Carlson, who called (from a great distance away) Ron Rivera a “facist moron”.  
“Oh, he thought he had a right to respectfully express himself in the land of the free,” Carlson continued. “But it turns out, no. Just hours ago, the coach of the Washington Commanders, a fascist moron called Ron Rivera, announced that Jack Del Rio has no right to talk, and he’s being fined $100,000 for doing it."

> **[Tucker Carlson dubs Ron Rivera a "fascist moron" for fining Jack Del Rio over...](https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/06/11/tucker-carlson-dubs-ron-rivera-a-fascist-moron-for-fining-jack-del-rio-over-january-6-comments/)**
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> Sometimes I wonder why it feels like we’re living in two different countries within the same common borders. And then I watch some of Tucker Carlson’s show on Fox News, and the utterly nonsensical begins to make just a little sense.Carlson,...

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