# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2782 "2022-06-19T15:52:28Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> But he was just so desperate to sound “clever”.

…by spewing juvenile insults like a 10 year old…

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2783 "2022-06-19T16:57:55Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Apparently Tulsi Gabbard was there, too. When did she formally become a Republican?

There is a crass and vulgar comment one can make about her and Vlad, which is highly distasteful and right on the mark. I recall on a particular site I was inhabiting, there was at least one hard-line glibertarian-type who thought she was the bee’s knees, so she has been essentially a Republican for quite some while.

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**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2784 "2022-06-19T19:51:51Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> …by spewing juvenile insults like a 10 year old…

In his defense, it worked for Trump. He’s the master of the 10 year old (or perhaps 4 or 5 year old) level insults.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2785 "2022-06-19T19:52:32Z")

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The truly tragic thing is how well it works.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2786 "2022-06-19T20:41:04Z")

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> [@Fugazi](#):
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> In his defense, it worked for Trump. He’s the master of the 10 year old (or perhaps 4 or 5 year old) level insults.

> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> The truly tragic thing is how well it works.

He is speaking their language, after all. It’s why they identify with him so closely.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2787 "2022-06-19T22:35:00Z")

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MyPillow guy says that now that Walmart has cut off selling his pillows, it’s selling fake pillows made in China, because they support the overthrow of the government.

> **[Mike Lindell Says Walmart Wants to 'Destroy' Him, Stock 'Communist' Pillows](https://www.newsweek.com/mike-lindell-says-walmart-wants-destroy-him-stock-communist-pillows-1717050)**
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> Lindell told Newsweek that Walmart dropping MyPillow was part of a plot to "destroy" him and "bring more Communist China products into Walmart."

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2788 "2022-06-19T22:57:57Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [Mike Lindell Says Walmart Wants to 'Destroy' Him, Stock 'Communist' Pillows](https://www.newsweek.com/mike-lindell-says-walmart-wants-destroy-him-stock-communist-pillows-1717050)

Hey, I’m glad to hear he’s supported by “95 percent of Americans.” Not his fault if he can’t compete with the gloriously luxurious softness of Communist pillows. I mean, who could?

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> “Friends of mine that are liberals, are Democrats, they’re going, ‘Please, Mike, save our country.’”

🤔

Poor guy. He really needs some break time at a nice quiet institution in the countryside.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2789 "2022-06-19T23:03:17Z")

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> “Friends of mine that are liberals, are Democrats, they’re going, ‘Please, Mike, save our country.’”

“Can you see these people begging you to save them in the room _right now_?”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2790 "2022-06-19T23:38:03Z")

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> “Friends of mine that are liberals, are Democrats, they’re going, ‘Please, Mike, save our country.’”

Were they big muscular men with tears in their eyes who called him “sir”?

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2791 "2022-06-19T23:39:22Z")

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You have to ask? /s

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2792 "2022-06-20T00:11:05Z")

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I thought they were still selling his crap on their online platform. If so, they can rot, too.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2793 "2022-06-20T00:49:49Z")

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> gloriously luxurious softness of Communist pillows.

Also known as Tiananmen Squares.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2794 "2022-06-20T01:33:29Z")

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The log cabin republicans remind me of an abused spouse, with two black eyes and a bloody nose, who none the less claims that deep down her husband is a good man, and she can change him.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2795 "2022-06-20T02:15:07Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> MyPillow guy says that now that Walmart has cut off selling his pillows, it’s selling fake pillows made in China, because they support the overthrow of the government.

If Walmart shoppers cared one iota where their products came from, they wouldn’t be Walmart shoppers.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2796 "2022-06-20T05:43:53Z")

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> Hey, I’m glad to hear he’s supported by “95 percent of Americans.”

The math is fairly straghtforward: some while back, he claimed that he had enough evidence to put three hundred million people in prison. That leaves some thirty-five million people who can properly call themselves “Americans”, being not deserving of imprisonment. Hence, the 95% works out to about 32 million people, mostly under the age of 12. Kids who are not genuinely creeped out by the man.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2797 "2022-06-20T06:38:16Z")

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Relevant photo I took last year at Walmart;

[https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/171031015\_3968335396538947\_8472630466183550654\_n.jpg?\_nc\_cat=102&ccb=1-7&\_nc\_sid=8bfeb9&\_nc\_ohc=-\_xM-3usOh0AX9LfCdV&\_nc\_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=00\_AT9P5ODLiu8ZMAC3BL\_PF9z3RnG-HfGJvbCAJn\_j6y4cFw&oe=62D57921](https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/171031015_3968335396538947_8472630466183550654_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=-_xM-3usOh0AX9LfCdV&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=00_AT9P5ODLiu8ZMAC3BL_PF9z3RnG-HfGJvbCAJn_j6y4cFw&oe=62D57921)

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2798 "2022-06-20T14:06:57Z")

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> Poor guy. He really needs some break time at a nice quiet institution in the countryside.

How about a nice farm upstate with plenty if green fields for him and his little friends to romp and play in?

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**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2799 "2022-06-20T15:46:16Z")

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Lindell and trump gamboling around in nature?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2800 "2022-06-20T16:08:15Z")

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Misery Senate candidate says"[Join the MAGA crew, get a RINO hunting permit](https://twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1538888848666673153)."

Doncha just love watching them eat their own?

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/2801 "2022-06-20T16:18:08Z")

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They should remember that “hunting” and “Cheney” doesn’t go well for the other person.

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