# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 7, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018 "2022-02-07T00:52:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3202 "2022-07-13T03:40:02Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> > [@ekedolphin](#):
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> > Wayback Machine
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> _Soooooo_ on the chopping block if R. back in power in '24.

I was nervous for it all through the Trump presidency. (Guess they weren’t organized enough to think to take it down. Or too busy grifting.)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3203 "2022-07-13T07:41:15Z")

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Minnesota man who claimed that Antifa torched his RV and spray-painted his house is now being charged with insurance fraud for doing it himself.

> **[Man pleads guilty to fraud after lighting his camper on fire, defacing own...](https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/denis-molla-brooklyn-center-arson-charges/)**
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> A Brooklyn Center man pleaded guilty Tuesday to federal wild fraud charge after he lit his own camper on fire to make it look like a politically-motivated crime​, and then allegedly filed several fraudulent insurance claims.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3204 "2022-07-13T21:01:54Z")

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Bet’cha a nickel that Fox News won’t talk about this the way they talked about Jussie Smollett.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3205 "2022-07-13T21:54:19Z")

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In response to the reports that a 10-year-old rape victim was denied an abortion on Ohio, the state AG took to Fox News to declare that the story was made up.

Today, Columbus police arrested her rapist.

> **[Arrest confirms Indiana abortion for Ohio 10-year-old - Ohio Capital Journal](https://ohiocapitaljournal.com/2022/07/13/arrest-confirms-indiana-abortion-for-ohio-10-year-old/)**
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> Columbus police have arrested a 27-year-old on charges of raping  10-year-old who traveled to Indiana late last month for an abortion, The Columbus Dispatch reported Wednesday. 

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3206 "2022-07-13T22:42:13Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> In response to the reports that a 10-year-old rape victim was denied an abortion on Ohio, the state AG took to Fox News to declare that the story was made up.
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> Today, Columbus police arrested her rapist.

Dave Yost, the AG, issued a one-sentence response to the arrest:

“We rejoice anytime a child rapist is taken off the streets.”

> **[Ohio AG Dave Yost cast doubt on 10-year-old rape victim case, now 'rejoices'...](https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/2022/07/13/ohio-attorney-general-rejoices-arrest-child-rape-suspect/10048250002/)**
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> On Fox News, Dave Yost cast doubt on the story of a 10-year-old girl who sought an abortion after being raped. Now he says he's rejoicing at an arrest

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3207 "2022-07-13T22:50:59Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> > [@Smapti](#):
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> > In response to the reports that a 10-year-old rape victim was denied an abortion on Ohio, the state AG took to Fox News to declare that the story was made up.
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> > Today, Columbus police arrested her rapist.
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> Dave Yost, the AG, issued a one-sentence response to the arrest:
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> “We rejoice anytime a child rapist is taken off the streets.”
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> [Ohio AG Dave Yost 'rejoices' at child rape arrest after doubting case](https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/2022/07/13/ohio-attorney-general-rejoices-arrest-child-rape-suspect/10048250002/) -

He’s like a flag. Changes direction with the wind and flaps loudly.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3208 "2022-07-13T23:03:03Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> He’s like a flag. Changes direction with the wind and flaps loudly. .

He’s not alone on this one in the flapping. Fox News, the _Wall Street Journal_, and any number of YouTubers with large right-wing followings did the same thing: pretend to believe the story was invented and then fail to acknowledge how wrong they’d been.

And none of them will pay any price whatsoever for this stunt (which had to have caused great pain to the family of the 10-year-old, if not to the kid herself).

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3209 "2022-07-14T00:01:55Z")

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Pat Cipolloni thinks Mike Pence should get the Presidential Medal of Freedom because he did his job and certified the election. Is the bar so low that we should we give one to everyone in the Trump administration who obeyed the law and didn’t join the coup attempt? Kind of like a (non)participation trophy?

> **[Pat Cipollone suggested Pence should get the Presidential Medal of Freedom...](https://www.businessinsider.com/ex-trump-counsel-pat-cipollone-says-pence-should-get-presidential-medal-of-freedom-2022-7)**
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> Cipollone testified that Pence didn't have the "legal authority" to do what Trump demanded and block the Electoral College count certification.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3210 "2022-07-14T00:51:32Z")

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Well, I think that doing his job with his boss trying to force him to not do the job is pretty good, but he deserves nothing in the way of praise since after the insurrection, he still continues to support his boss.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3211 "2022-07-14T00:52:45Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> And none of them will pay any price whatsoever for this stunt (which had to have caused great pain to the family of the 10-year-old, if not to the kid herself).

Did anyone reveal her identity?

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3212 "2022-07-14T01:07:58Z")

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Frequent Individual 1 rallygoer gets pulled over by Anchorage cops but she didn’t have her driver’s license on her, so she pulled out a “White Privilege” card that you can get on Amazon, and they laughed and let her go.

> **[Trump Rallygoer Presents 'White Privilege Card' When Pulled Over](https://crooksandliars.com/2022/07/trump-rallygoer-presents-white-privilege)**
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> Mimi Israelah couldn't find her driver's license so gave the officer the card ("Trumps Everything") instead. No citation seems to have been issued by the Anchorage Police Department.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3213 "2022-07-14T01:45:35Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> Pat Cipolloni thinks Mike Pence should get the Presidential Medal of Freedom because he did his job and certified the election. Is the bar so low that we should we give one to everyone in the Trump administration who obeyed the law and didn’t join the coup attempt? Kind of like a (non)participation trophy?  
> [Ex-Trump Counsel Pat Cipollone Says Pence Should Get Presidential Medal of Freedom](https://www.businessinsider.com/ex-trump-counsel-pat-cipollone-says-pence-should-get-presidential-medal-of-freedom-2022-7)

I totally want Mike Pence to get the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Not because he deserves it, no one should get a medal for not committing seditious conspiracy.

I want to give him the medal because it’s the last thing in the world he wants.

I want the news cycle to be dominated by clips of a big Rose Garden ceremony featuring Joe Biden slipping the Presidential Medal of Freedom around Mike Pence’s neck as Pelosi and the Democrats cheer and congratulate him and line up to shake his hand. It would be the death of Pence’s political career, and the fact that this desirable outcome would be accomplished by Joe Biden LITERALLY slipping a rope around the neck of that god-bothering toady is an irony too delicious for words.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3214 "2022-07-14T01:54:02Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> I want the news cycle to be dominated by clips of a big Rose Garden ceremony featuring Joe Biden slipping the Presidential Medal of Freedom around Mike Pence’s neck -

Remarks should include phrases such as “For putting Country and Democracy before party loyalty”…

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3215 "2022-07-14T03:19:02Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Dave Yost, the AG, issued a one-sentence response to the arrest:
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> “We rejoice anytime a child rapist is taken off the streets.”

I’ve said it before and I’ll keep on saying it: Republicans have perfected the art of talking out both sides of their ass simultaneously.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3216 "2022-07-14T03:37:54Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Remarks should include phrases such as “For putting Country and Democracy before party loyalty”…

“… and personal loyalty to Donald Trump.” Gotta rub it in Trump’s face that Pence is getting an award for selling him out.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3217 "2022-07-14T04:19:24Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> > [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> > I want the news cycle to be dominated by clips of a big Rose Garden ceremony featuring Joe Biden slipping the Presidential Medal of Freedom around Mike Pence’s neck -
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> Remarks should include phrases such as “For putting Country and Democracy before party loyalty”…

It just occurred to me that their speeches should reflect the idea that if it weren’t for Pence and his courage, Trump would’ve succeeded.

_Your courage changed the course of American History_

_Your selflessness is an inspiration to us all. You and your boss could’ve held onto power for four more years, yet you chose to honor the Constitution instead._

Biden should clinch it by closing his speech with _If it wasn’t for you, I wouldn’t be standing here today_.

It would be freaking epic, especially since we all know that if Pence really thought it would work, he would’ve done it.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3218 "2022-07-14T14:00:35Z")

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I was just about to quote [your post](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jan-6-hearings-follow-along-commentary-thread-starts-jun-9-2022/965940/585) in the other thread.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3219 "2022-07-14T17:16:58Z")

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Lauren Roebert’s restaurant got shut down by the new building owner, who called it a “moral imperative”.

> **[Shot Down: Rep. Lauren Boebert's Gun-Themed Restaurant Closes In Colorado](https://www.yahoo.com/news/shot-down-rep-lauren-boeberts-084518870.html)**
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> Boebert's views are so extreme that a fellow Republican described her as “the Christian Taliban."

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**Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3220 "2022-07-14T17:18:23Z")

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The AG of Indiana is threatening the doctor who performed the abortion on the 10 year old girl.

> **[Republican AG says he'll investigate Indiana doctor who provided care to...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/republican-ag-says-hell-investigate-025855686.html)**
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> The account about the girl has sparked intense dialogue in Washington, with some questioning its validity.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/3221 "2022-07-14T20:42:52Z")

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Tina Peters, the Colorado county clerk who was charged with attempting to release voter information to the conspirators, has been arrested for violating her bond by leaving the state.

> **[Indicted MAGA Clerk’s Trip to Las Vegas Ends With an Arrest Warrant](https://www.thedailybeast.com/arrest-warrant-issued-for-mesa-county-colorado-clerk-tina-peters-for-violating-bond-by-going-to-las-vegas)**
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> A day after her bond conditions were tightened, Peters appeared at a right-wing sheriffs’ conference in Las Vegas.

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